Category: Reviews
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians S1E2 Thoughts
You drool when you sleep. Perfect line to start their friendship. If only it was that simple. MR. D. Not Peter Johnson. I’m already dying. Your highness. Oh boy. Oh, Percy. Honey, none of this will be simple. DAMNIT MR. D. That was so mean, but so funny. Percy just looks so done with everything…
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The Bachelor S28E1 Thoughts
WHO HURT MY JOEY? His family are all attractive. DOG Yes, give doggy a treat. ANOTHER DOG That is an interesting dress. ARE THEY BLURRING THE CANADIAN FLAG? I also carry a speaker around with me at all times. Dang, her pickup line failed. She brought a voodoo doll. Smart. We are getting a lot…
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Big Sky S3E8 Thoughts
Walter said he killed Paige to protect her. That’s going to go well. Cassie could have had a great night. Buck is planting bleeding hearts now? Oh, it was him being weird. Sure. Reba looks like she’d let it go. I love people who hide all their secrets just in their closet. Really helps people…
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Big Sky S3E7 Thoughts
Luke is having a rough night. Poor Emily is in way over her head. I would love to read Donno’s review of the campsite. Tonya’s little wave is so funny. The woods. Full of dead things. I want to see Donno do yoga. How many trucks could a camp have? Well, looks like Luke didn’t…
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Big Sky S3E7 Thoughts
Ooh, a break-in. And they left blood behind. Truly, a terrible criminal. In broad daylight, too. Bleeding heart killer strikes again. I think it already went to hell. I forgot her dad was killed there. Is he really sitting there, watching? Of course, he is. I feel like Avery is next on the list for…
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians S1E1 Thoughts
Shivers from the very first line. I already love this. I love that this opening monologue is the first bit of the first book. So good. Who didn’t want to be a half-blood when they read these books? Is this where he ended up on the roof? Beautiful. I love this sassy Percy already. GROVER…
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Big Sky S3E6 Thoughts
Chop chop. It’s probably nothing. Famous last words. Oh, look. I was right. I love how they always touch things without gloves. I really hate this dynamic. Now this is just weird. Stop with the weird eye contact and touching, please. Walter will only be listening to his new friend, from now on. Those dramatic…
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The Marvels Review
Can I just say that I love Goose? And Kamala? All the bad reviews and articles claiming this movie was going to be bad were wrong, at least, in my eyes. We got to see Carol really in a team, and not just showing up to save the day. It was so good to see…
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Bachelor in Paradise S9E1
She killed those plants. I have a complaint. Ugh, Brayden. Of course, he’s shopping. A little bit of drama? I forgot about the videochat rose ceremony on Zach’s season. Maybe she could message him, and not just depend on him liking her photos. I’M KEN HAHAHAHA Does not look like Ken. I’m crying. Because Paradise…
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The Golden Bachelor S1E1 Thoughts
This is shown back-to-back with Bachelor in Paradise. Thursdays are going to be full. Gerry is such a cutie and I love the bowtie. 43 years of marriage. Truly a successful marriage. He still holds such a tender spot in his heart for his wife who passed. It’s so sweet. He has a dog. I…
