Category: Reviews
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House of the Dragon S2E6 Thoughts
Ugh, Lannisters. Being a douchebag runs in the family. Damn, Aemond cut off his mother. Stop trying to marry Alicent off. Larys needs to stop licking everyone’s boots. Aemond really just kicked Alicent off the council because he doesn’t like having to listen to his mother. FUCK YOU AEMOND I really hoped Alicent would slap…
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House of the Dragon S2E5 Thoughts
Yes, bring us more of the Stark and his northerners. I don’t want to rewatch Rhaenys dying. Aemond being so nonchalant about Aegon is still really funny. Aemond could not care less about his brother. Who is ready for Alicent to blame everything on herself again? I am. Oh, poor Corlys. He’s lost everyone but…
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House of the Dragon S2E4 Thoughts
Let’s see. Anything new in the tapestry this week? I think the ending of the tapestry was the battle between the Blackwoods and Brackens in the last episode. That was the first battle of the war. Daemon is still hallucinating. Young Rhaenyra is back again! Damn, Daemon. You murdered your wife in your head. Oh.…
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House of the Dragon S2E3 Thoughts
I did not need to see Sir Erryk kill himself again. I blame Criston for all of it. Oh, the tapestry showed the dead son and the hanging of the ratcatchers now. Well, that escalated quickly. Jeez. um, Daemon’s work perhaps? Oh. Oh no. At least the brothers were buried together. They came into the…
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The House of the Dragon S2E2 Thoughts
This funeral is going to hurt, isn’t it? The tapestry shows the fall of Valyria, Aegon the conqueror, Harrenhall burning, the Starks and Arryns bending the knee, King Jaehaerys and Queen Alysanne, the decision to crown Viserys, oh and now Aegon on the throne. I’m sure I missed some things. The dramatic search is on.…
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House of the Dragon S2E1 Thoughts
I am ready. Ready for a recap because I don’t remember what happened last season. I forgot how much I hated Otto. This is why we don’t name everyone Aegon. Oh yeah, Aemond messed up, big time. THE THEME MUSIC I love this tapestry work Can’t wait until someone hardcore analyzes all the scenes in…
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Bachelor in Paradise S9E3 Thoughts
Bring in Tanner to throw another wrench in the plot. It didn’t seem like a single guy felt confident when Tanner showed up. I’m bloated so I wore a one piece … me everyday. Braydn is losing it already. Wow, she walked right past Braydn and didn’t acknowledge him. Rude. She didn’t even try to…
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Bachelor in Paradise S9E2 Thoughts
Oh, Wells. Olivia is plotting to go out with Aven as revenge but also because he’s fine. Gotta love that timing. Kylee would leave Will in a heartbeat. Aven is not your man. You just met. Jeez, he really asked Kylee and she didn’t even spare a glance for Will. She’s really over here saying…
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The Golden Bachelor S1E9 Thoughts
Bachelor royalty in the house. I bow down to Joey. Gerry is outnumbered by women in his family. I would not want to hear about those details about my dad. Haha Theresa is completely ready for an engagement. Don’t kiss and tell, Gerry. Not to your daughters. Gerry just handing out alcohol every direction. Oh…
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The Golden Bachelor S1E8 Thoughts
By himself or with someone. All right Gerry. Ooooh Costa Rica. Retiring at 55 is a golden dream now. I hope that volcano doesn’t blow. It’s probably a mountain, but I’ll stick with my opinion. How do I say this on disney? Hahaha I’ve gone canyoning. It’s a lot. Gerry asks for the hard questions…
