If I have to have a pic of Clayton, at least it has dogs.

1. I’ve got my bachelor cup and it’s filled with a pina colada. I’m ready.
2. Oh god, shrimpgate isn’t over yet?
3. I forgot we didn’t even make it to the rose ceremony.
4. This is the most we’ve seen the women actually eat.
5. Gabby is trying to force the conversation and Shanae just keeps playing the victim.
6. Clayton straight up interrupts them, lol.
7. At least he’s not cancelling the cocktail party yet.
8. I swear, if he sends Elizabeth home and keeps Shanae, he’s an idiot.
9. Shanae’s brain is a scary place, I agree.
10. Shanae + Clayton + Elizabeth = saltine sandwich
11. STOP WITH THE SHRIMP
12. Clayton looks like he’s going to cry.
13. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW CLAYTON
14. Take a shot every time someone says shrimp.
15. Did she just call Elizabeth fat?
16. I can’t with the shrimp.
17. They just left Clayton in his sulking corner.
18. Oh she said the thing. Shrimpgate is confirmed.
19. Anyone with a shrimp allergy shouldn’t watch this episode.
20. The Gulf of Mexico called and they want their shrimp back. Beautiful.
21. STOP WITH THE SHRIMP AND HOT TUB
22. Cancel the cocktail party so we can stop with the shrimpgate.
23. You’ve known these girls for a week or two, yet they are your best girlfriends. I question that.
24. Shoutout to the producer who always puts the arguing people next to each other at the rose ceremonies.
25. He should’ve handed out shrimp instead of roses.
26. Who even is Rachel? I don’t know you people.
27. Clayton always stares down at the rose before calling the name. Maybe he wrote the names on the roses so he doesn’t forget.
28. He gives it to Shanae and I hate him, right?
29. AND I HATE HIM
30. WHY IS HE SUCH AN IDIOT?
31. Shanae has literally admitted so many times that she is lying out her ass.
32. But seriously, why did Shanae target Elizabeth? What was the real reason?
33. Gabby, I’m also emotionally exhausted.
34. Why the focus on her tea bag?
35. Hearing that they are traveling just makes me anxious. Damn covid.
36. Worldwide tour = Houston, TX
37. Look at all these other women getting some screentime.
38. YOU DIDN’T MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION YOU DINGUS
39. Not Clayton increasing the number of women he wouldn’t be able to lose. Explains why he sleeps with them all.
40. Again, who is Rachel?
41. Jump hug, take a drink.
42. I still don’t remember anything about Rachel.
43. Clayton described Rachel as intelligent. My mom: “intelligent, then what’s she doing with him?”
44. I forgot Clayton was from Missouri and I regret remembering.
45. I hope the horses get paid for being on this show.
46. Who are these people?
47. Did they just crash some people’s party?
48. I wonder what would happen if they came across a group of people having a chess tournament? Would they just join in and play?
49. What stranger asks these questions?
50. Rachel telling a stranger she wants four kids before telling Clayton.
51. This stranger knows more about Rachel then Clayton does.
52. What if Rachel was vegetarian?
53. Wow, we get to hear some actual information sharing between them. Well, last name at least.
54. Why is she whispering? How can you hear her Clayton? I can’t hear her and my TV is blasting.
55. Clayton wearing flannel and holding a beer is the most midwestern thing.
56. Why is that table directly in front of the door? I would immediately trip over it.
57. Serene is Michelle from another world. Same career and they look very similar.
58. What is Clayton talking about?
59. There was way too much lead-up to that pickup line.
60. I’m getting distracted by Rachel’s earrings.
61. How did he step up? I saw nothing to warrant that.
62. Random country band hidden away. I wonder what they do while they wait for Clayton.
63. Shanae just listens to people badmouth her and doesn’t even question why they would do it.
64. She got mad that they are plotting to out her, while she literally got Elizabeth sent home. Pot, meet kettle.
65. I still don’t care about football.
66. Can’t they just play soccer instead?
67. I hope someone takes Shanae down.
68. STOP WITH THE SHRIMP. DEAR LORD
69. Shanae immediately asking for attention because of a baby turf burn. Yes, those hurt. But suck it up.
70. They showed us a clip of Peter so we wouldn’t hate Clayton as much. Not really working.
71. Marlena is going hard and I like it.
72. Why do they just expect the women to know the rules?
73. Wait, who is Eliza?
74. Shanae’s new target is Sierra.
75. Oh, I loved that tackle. Replay please.
76. When did that mascot get there?
77. Thank god, the shrimp didn’t win.
78. I bet Shanae crashes the party.
79. Did she… did she just call them mean girls? I don’t think Shanae understands irony.
80. Every time this man wears a turtleneck, I just imagine Number One from umbrella Academy.
81. Is Shanae crying? Girl, calm down. You can badmouth some people later.
82. Dude, stop rubbing her leg. She’s got a nice cut on her knee.
83. Stop saying there’s no drama. You’re just setting yourselves up for it.
84. Sierra is doing god’s work to tell Clayton the truth, while Clayton is a moron and wondering why the women are telling him the truth.
85. Clayton: “Hmm, wonder why Shanae is in all the conflict.” Wonder why you idiot.
86. Not Shanae saying she deserves to be there.
87. Clayton didn’t look too excited at first.
88. Is he really believing her bull?
89. The power of his penis overwhelms any brain waves.
90. What did that trophy do to her?

Shanae has to go home. It’s not entertaining. It’s disgusting and damaging. Please, Clayton, use your brain and send her home.