Everything with Em

My god, this recap is long. So many things to bring together in this finale. MONKEY Did that Lannister have the authority to make that deal? There is always one more condition. Well hello. I like this captain. That smile was so unnerving. The “pretender.” Sigh. Larys isn’t wrong. Aemond would take out Aegon so…

Seasmoke really said I’m only accepting very attractive men. Does Rhaenyra see it? Uh huh. Sure, Addam. No consequence at all. Oh look. A rat. If only there were ratcatchers around. Aemond is sending the two knights to the Wall who didn’t react well at the riot. I know a guy who knows a guy…

Ugh, Lannisters. Being a douchebag runs in the family. Damn, Aemond cut off his mother. Stop trying to marry Alicent off. Larys needs to stop licking everyone’s boots. Aemond really just kicked Alicent off the council because he doesn’t like having to listen to his mother. FUCK YOU AEMOND I really hoped Alicent would slap…

Yes, bring us more of the Stark and his northerners. I don’t want to rewatch Rhaenys dying. Aemond being so nonchalant about Aegon is still really funny. Aemond could not care less about his brother. Who is ready for Alicent to blame everything on herself again? I am. Oh, poor Corlys. He’s lost everyone but…

Let’s see. Anything new in the tapestry this week? I think the ending of the tapestry was the battle between the Blackwoods and Brackens in the last episode. That was the first battle of the war. Daemon is still hallucinating. Young Rhaenyra is back again! Damn, Daemon. You murdered your wife in your head. Oh.…

I did not need to see Sir Erryk kill himself again. I blame Criston for all of it. Oh, the tapestry showed the dead son and the hanging of the ratcatchers now. Well, that escalated quickly. Jeez. um, Daemon’s work perhaps? Oh. Oh no. At least the brothers were buried together. They came into the…

I am ready. Ready for a recap because I don’t remember what happened last season. I forgot how much I hated Otto. This is why we don’t name everyone Aegon. Oh yeah, Aemond messed up, big time. THE THEME MUSIC I love this tapestry work Can’t wait until someone hardcore analyzes all the scenes in…