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Biohackers S2E5 Review
Is Jasper seriously on Wolfgang’s side? I guess for his treatment for the Huntington’s disease. How did Jasper sneak out while everyone was panicking over Mia? Is she in the car? Was this just a plot to get Mia there? What even is Jasper’s research anymore? Did Mia put a tracker on the car or…
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Big Sky S2E9 Review
Glad it’s back after the hiatus, but I still hate Ronald and crazy farm dude whose name I forgot. The recap showed the cereal again. Will it be important? I legit forgot that the other main part of this season was the money and the cartel. I just remember Ronald killing Cassie’s dad and he…
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Biohackers S2E4 Review
Can you step out of the car? Dude, you aren’t a cop. So, whatever they did to Mia was supposed to erase creepy journalist from her memory too. Betrayed her professor, get lost Lorenz. Is the journalist in the photo? Cue dramatic nosebleed. She is a human, not an investment, you freak. Oh yeah, safety…
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The lack of history in history class
Can we just take a moment and talk about how our history classes gave us so little history? This invasion into Ukraine brought to mind the Vietnam War and I realized that I know absolutely nothing about that war. Nothing. We never made it that far in history class. We never made it past World…
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The Bachelor S26E7 Review
First things first, I hurt my finger at the gym so I’m putting up with pain to give you my thoughts. Appreciate them. Jokes aside, let’s get back to this shitshow. I heard there is a big announcement that will be made tonight. Maybe it’s that Jesse and Clayton are twins. Thank god for recaps.…
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Biohackers S2E3 Review
Oh yeah, we’re at the party. I approve immensely of Chen-Lu’s studies. Let’s replace street lights with bioluminescent plants. Interesting how the nose bleeds aren’t happeing out in public. Oh, nevermind. There it is. Lotta’s brother just forced himself onto Mia. Um, excuse me sir. Back the fuck off. Yeah, I don’t like him. Has…
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The Bachelor S26E6 Review
Here we go again. Pina Colada: check. Popcorn: check. Questioning my life choices: double check. My TV is acting up and I can’t see or hear anything. Just snippets of people crying, so a normal episode. My ABC is not working and I’m deeply annoyed. I must know the drama. Well, I’m going to review…
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My Thoughts on the Superbowl Commercials
I don’t care about football. I’m just here for the commercials. Bring it on. Jurassic Park trailer and I love dinosaurs. BLUE HAS A BABY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. The Paralympics Toyota one was a feel-good commercial for sure. Clearly a beer or car commercial on a beach. Was that Zendaya? It is. Oh,…
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Biohackers S2E2 Review
Damn, what did Mia do to Niklas? I don’t remember. Was she on her way there in the last episode? I’ve let go now. So, why are you so angry then? Yeah, just waltz in there to talk to Lorenz. I’m sure there won’t be any problems. Damn, Monique drank the Lorenz kool-aid. The professor…
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How Likely I Would Get Injured Doing Winter Olympic Sports
If you’re reading this blog, you may or may not know that I’m clumsy. Like unbelievable, hilariously clumsy. And I also love sports. Those two things don’t go well together, just ask my parents. Anyway, I have been watching the Winter Olympics and I always want to try different things, so I thought I’d make…
Everything with Em
A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass
Everything with Em 