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The Bachelor S26E10 Review
Time to see what happens at the rose ceremony of hell. My drink is quickly disappearing, and there’s still ten minutes until it starts. This does not bode well for me. Clayton said falling in love with Gabby, not in love. Get it right, narrator. You tell him, Clayton’s dad. Let’s see, I see two…
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Big Sky S2E11 Review
Oh yeah, Wolfe is joining the hunt now. I forgot that Jag is a dumbass, and during Women’s History Month too. And Max was kidnapped. Poor kid. She just wanted to be happy with her first crush. Why does Jenny never have backup? Why is Wolfe so confident about knowing where Ronald is? Cassie isn’t…
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The Bachelor S26E10 Review
Day two of bachelor content this week and I’m not ready, but I’m also ready. You get me? Mom: “This is what you get for falling in love with three women you bone-headed ass.” Iceland is so pretty. I want to go. Me: sees window. Also me: jump Clayton. You’re from Missouri. You’re all about…
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The Bachelor S26E9 Review
Good news, I am not sick or injured today, so that’s a plus. And we get two days of Bachelor content this week. That might not be a plus though. I forgot tonight was the Women Tell All. Ready for the petty bullshit to come back? I’m not ready for more mentions of shrimp. I…
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Big Sky S2E10 Review
I’m a bit behind this week, but I’m ready to roll. We ended with the funeral, right? I really have no interest in Travis’ storyline. I think that’s his name. Oh yeah, Roland escaped. You know, I think Cassie needs to sell that building. Once again, Phoebe needs a therapist. I swear, Phoebe is the…
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Biohackers S2E6 Review
Mia is alive. Did Andres survive his flight? And is Jasper still just lying there? How long does chloroform last? Did the book survive? That would be a no. Where is Andres’ body? Oh, he is alive. Just barely. Take the laptop, good. What is wrong with Jasper’s leg? Look at all those red books.…
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The Bachelor S26E8
So, last week, I injured my finger. This week, I have a stomach flu. Yet here I am. Clearly The Bachelor is an addiction I can’t kick. Oh, yeah. It’s hometown dates time. This may be the sickness talking, but I swore that was Hannah Brown. So, Susie is from Virginia. Got it. I saw…
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Biohackers S2E5 Review
Is Jasper seriously on Wolfgang’s side? I guess for his treatment for the Huntington’s disease. How did Jasper sneak out while everyone was panicking over Mia? Is she in the car? Was this just a plot to get Mia there? What even is Jasper’s research anymore? Did Mia put a tracker on the car or…
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Big Sky S2E9 Review
Glad it’s back after the hiatus, but I still hate Ronald and crazy farm dude whose name I forgot. The recap showed the cereal again. Will it be important? I legit forgot that the other main part of this season was the money and the cartel. I just remember Ronald killing Cassie’s dad and he…
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Biohackers S2E4 Review
Can you step out of the car? Dude, you aren’t a cop. So, whatever they did to Mia was supposed to erase creepy journalist from her memory too. Betrayed her professor, get lost Lorenz. Is the journalist in the photo? Cue dramatic nosebleed. She is a human, not an investment, you freak. Oh yeah, safety…
Everything with Em
A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass
Everything with Em 