Everything with Em

Chapter 7: The Massacre at Hawkins Lab Oh, thank god. Beat those little assholes and save Steve. I was about to say, Steve can not die to some little bird creatures we’ve never seen. Eddie really did not sign up for any of this. I recommend getting out of the Upside Down first. Yeah, don’t…

Chapter 6: The Dive So, Jason can’t expect Eddie to be the killer, right? The police want to just blame Eddie, don’t they? Damnit Jason. You really are still blaming Eddie, even though Eddie was terrified too. Oh look, a fish. And the fish died. Where did Eddie run off to? Wait, wait, wait. Is…

Chapter 5: The Nina Project I don’t think Harmon is going to make it. God, I’m still reeling from the last episode. I’m not emotionally prepared for more. Are we going to find out more about that attack on the kids when El was younger? Oh, I’ve heard of these silos. THAT’S NINA Is…is that…

Chapter 4: Dear Billy I’m glad these people are informing Mike and his crew about what’s going on. Does that mean Mike can’t go back home? I’m glad this lady is giving them everything they can know. Who is she though? NOT THE “FROM EL” SOMEONE SAVE MAX PLEASE It’s Lucas, right? Stealth is not…

Chapter 3: The Monster and the Superhero So, what’s going on in Nevada? Oh, Doctor Owens. This army guy isn’t wrong about that. They think it’s El doing the killing? It feels like we’ve been in this damn skating rink forever. Angela’s fine. She didn’t even pass out. She’s good. Oh my god, Jonathan and…

Chapter 2: Vecna’s Curse Now we get so see what happened to Hopper. Did he somehow end up in the Upside Down? Okay, that’s a no. But he managed to escape being disintegrated. It’s really not much of a reveal when we saw him in the trailer. The police are going to blame Eddie for…

Chapter 1: The Hellfire Club This recap is so long, but it makes sense, considering how long ago season 3 actually came out. DON’T READ ME THE DAMN LETTER AGAIN I wonder why they can’t just feed the demogorgon normal meat instead of, you know, humans. This newspaper kid’s aim isn’t too bad. Who is…

Chapter 1: Suzie, Do You Copy? Are these Russians? I know the Russians play prominent roles in this season. Yep, they are opening their own gate. Smart move. Why did they think this was the smart thing to do? That guy, I remember him. The guy with the dark, curly hair. Can’t remember his name,…

Chapter 1: MadMax Okay, so we start with all the other kids with powers that I vaguely recall El interacting with. Right, Kali makes hallucinations. Nosebleed count: 1 So, the last season ended at Christmas. Now we’re at Halloween. Aw, Mike is in the little fort El was in. Damn, Mike stole from Nancy. Little…

Chapter 1: The Vanishing of Will Byers I forgot how eerie the show was, right from the start. That alarm was the first jump scare and they just never stop. You know, I don’t think the doctor guy makes it. For someone who hates horror movies, I’m surprised I made it past that first few…