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Kaleidoscope Episode “Red” Thoughts
Now it’s the morning after the heist. Wouldn’t it be a great twist if we never saw the heist? Oh, so things didn’t go well. Anyone surprised? Stan is missing an ear. Bob wasn’t on the boat, but Ava was and we know she’s the mole. This heist really got messy. They only now realized…
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The Bachelor S27E10 Thoughts
It’s fantasy suite week, or as Zach calls it, sex week. Thailand looks to beautiful! Love the use of uninterrupted time. Throwing Rachel under the bus again. Zach’s ears are always really red. Someone needs to get that man suncreen. Shouting out Shaun Lowe again. Animalistic desire. Jeez. He said no sex, but I think…
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The Bachelor S27E9 Thoughts
Women tell all. Aka, cat fights. Honestly, I’m surprised it’s not Sean Lowe hosting this. If they visited me, they’d find my mom and I in pajamas, watching the show with our dog. This is so planned because no one is drinking at this party. DOG DOG IN DRESS Doggy is scared. Protect doggy. The…
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The Bachelor S27E8 Thoughts
Why does every episode this season need a shower scene? Did they include it in Zach’s contract? So, Gabi’s hometown is first. Time for all the maple syrup. Pretty sure someone told him what to wear. He didn’t try to be dressed like a Vermont person. Stop sticking your fingers in the tree hole. Of…
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The Last of Us S1E9 Thoughts
Who is ready for pain? Not me, so let’s do this. I love that the recap included the pun book. God damnit, why’d we have to see Sam again? Baby girl. Please stop hurting me this way. ELLIE’S MOM It’s Ashley Jackson, the voice actor for Ellie in the games. I love seeing several of…
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The Bachelor S27E7 Thoughts
Zach has said every city is the epitome of romance. Man does not understand. Gabi’s outfit is giving me Gilmore Girls or Gossip Girl vibes. I would like to point out that I haven’t watched either of those shows. Why are the women all in the bathtub? Take your shoes off, people. Comment from mom…
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The Last of Us S1E8 Thoughts
Ellie needs a girl scout patch for first aid after stitching Joel up. Damn, we are starting with David right away and get to see the cult like group in a more clear picture. That sign behind David makes me uncomfortable. Why is she crying? Oh, honey. We don’t bury our dead here. We eat…
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The Bachelor S27E6 Thoughts
How long was Zach in quarantine? Jesse totally butchered that pronunciation. So, Greer got covid too. They better give the date to Charity. Girl was jipped. Is Kat really stealing him away right before he goes on a date with someone else? That’s just straight up rude. Like, let Charity have her date. And why…
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The Last of Us S1E7 Thoughts
Every week, I mentally prep myself for the episode, and then I remember what’s going to happen in it. No prepping can prepare me. Can we meet that couple again from last episode? I loved them. Joel’s been bleeding out for a week. Get him a health kit, stat. Joel, do not tell her to…
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Kaleidoscope Episode “Violet” Thoughts
This is 24 years before the heist. Do we ever actually see the heist? Are these just random guys he decided to steal from? I assumed it was his partner on this theft. Did he just get locked in there? Yep, he’s locked in. Wait, that’s Roger. God, I’m terrible with faces. So, the wife…
Everything with Em
A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass
