Category: Reviews
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Death on the Nile Movie Review
All I know about this movie is that it’s a similar setup to Murder on the Orient Express, I think? Maybe? I am so uncultured. Before it starts, I can’t even tell you a single actor in this movie. I can tell you it’s on Hulu. Okay, so we’re starting in either WWI or WWII.…
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Big Sky S2E14 Review
Loaded question Travis. And no, I don’t trust you. Does he have the body? Yes, he does. Liar, liar, pants on fire. You love him? That seems questionable. This cartel family doesn’t trust anyone. Jag, no one can trust you. Don’t use the brother line. Wait, who are these people? Who is Mason? Am I…
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Big Sky S2E13 Review
Right, right, so we lost T-Lock, Wolfe, and maybe Scarlett, and Travis is still being sus. Got it. Oh, and Ronald might be dead too. Poor Phoebe. I hope someone has her in a safe place. Never say it’s over, Cassie. Seriously, Scarlett is still alive and ran off with Phoebe. Girl needs buckets of…
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Big Sky S2E12 Review
Please let this be the end of Ronald. His story needs to end already. I forgot Max is still being held captive after her disastrous escape attempt. Always two hits on the head with a pipe, Max. Always at least two. Great, there’s another person in the house. More collateral damage to Ronald. That slap…
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The Bachelor S26E11 Review
So, my guess is Clayton goes to Susie to beg her to take him back. She rejects him. He ends up alone. I don’t see there being anyway he is with someone at the end of this. Also, my guess for Bachelorette reveal is senior bachelorette (the lady from the limos) or someone who was…
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The Bachelor S26E10 Review
Time to see what happens at the rose ceremony of hell. My drink is quickly disappearing, and there’s still ten minutes until it starts. This does not bode well for me. Clayton said falling in love with Gabby, not in love. Get it right, narrator. You tell him, Clayton’s dad. Let’s see, I see two…
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Big Sky S2E11 Review
Oh yeah, Wolfe is joining the hunt now. I forgot that Jag is a dumbass, and during Women’s History Month too. And Max was kidnapped. Poor kid. She just wanted to be happy with her first crush. Why does Jenny never have backup? Why is Wolfe so confident about knowing where Ronald is? Cassie isn’t…
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The Bachelor S26E10 Review
Day two of bachelor content this week and I’m not ready, but I’m also ready. You get me? Mom: “This is what you get for falling in love with three women you bone-headed ass.” Iceland is so pretty. I want to go. Me: sees window. Also me: jump Clayton. You’re from Missouri. You’re all about…
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Big Sky S2E10 Review
I’m a bit behind this week, but I’m ready to roll. We ended with the funeral, right? I really have no interest in Travis’ storyline. I think that’s his name. Oh yeah, Roland escaped. You know, I think Cassie needs to sell that building. Once again, Phoebe needs a therapist. I swear, Phoebe is the…
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The Bachelor S26E8
So, last week, I injured my finger. This week, I have a stomach flu. Yet here I am. Clearly The Bachelor is an addiction I can’t kick. Oh, yeah. It’s hometown dates time. This may be the sickness talking, but I swore that was Hannah Brown. So, Susie is from Virginia. Got it. I saw…
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