Category: Reviews
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The Bachelor S27E4 Thoughts
Time to head to the Bahamas! I want to go. Anyone have room in their suitcases? Zach the snack. No thanks. Kat got the date. They seem pretty cute. Let’s start the crying now. Apply all the sunscreen guys. All of it. Zach is not a dancer, clearly. Don’t hold my hand while swimming. I…
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The Last of Us S1E5 Thoughts (mostly crying)
The biggest twist this episode could have is not ending the way we all expect it to. If it does end that way, I need about another week to prepare. I don’t need that reminder that Ellie probably had to kill Riley when she turned. Thanks show. I really like that the subtitles call the…
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Bachelor in Paradise S8E15 Thoughts
I really just want Wells to be the host for all the bachelor shows. WELL’S STORYTIME Painfully single. Hahaha I completely forgot that Romeo was there at one point. Logan always made things a mess. Nothing better touch my adorable couple, Brandon and Serene. Poor Mara. She’s all alone. Mara is actually being classy here…
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The Bachelor S27E3 Thoughts (featuring Jacy)
Obligatory shower scene. I forgot that he already got rid of 13 wome. A night date. Oooh. Kaity gets the night date. Not the sniffing. Awkward. Why does Zach’s glass look so much bigger? Why are they giggling so much? There have been multiple movies about nights in a museum. Maybe don’t go in there…
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The Last of Us S1E4 Thoughts
This episode is only 45 minutes. A bit shorter than the last ones. Not the recap from last episode trying to make me cry already. Ellie practicing holding a gun is so cute. That is such a weird sentence to write. Ellie, guns are for emergencies only. Which is the entire apocalypse. But still. I…
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Bachelor in Paradise S8E14 Thoughts
I love that it’s the women who are more excited to see Gabby and Rachel. Was Gabby still engaged at this point? I would totally show up to paradise just to hear the tea. Logan is about to be destroyed. C’s get degrees got me through college. Logan has the entire catalog of exes on…
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The Bachelor S27E2 Thoughts
I don’t remember any of these women and it’s only been a week. Why did the put Jesse’s age on his title card? Thank god for the names for all the women though. I need it for all the women at all times. Incredibly intimate. That means some weird yoga thing, doesn’t it? Define big,…
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The Last of Us S1E3 Thoughts
This week, we are getting Bill and Frank action and I’m so excited to see more of the backstory about them. And I just want to see Ellie and Bill go toe-to-toe. This episode is just titled Episode 3. I love that they kept the throw a sandwich at them line in the recap. Is…
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Bachelor in Paradise S8E13 Thoughts
Oh, right. Eliza went after Justin after he left. Rodney got hurt and everyone is a mess. That man is a cinnamon roll. God, Brandon is also a cinnamon roll. He’s so upset about this. Time for this awkward meeting. Justin looks so flabbergasted by this development. Would Justin want to be her second choice…
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The Bachelor S27E1 Thoughts
I’m not a Zach fan, but here’s hoping it works out well for him. Zach the snack. I hate it. Jesse also doesn’t make me excited. Bring back Wells. They are really trying to make him more exciting by showing he was in a band when he was younger. Oh, hi Shawn. Never saw his…
