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Oscar Drama (Besides Will Smith)
I’m sure everyone and their dog has heard about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock over a bad joke about Will’s wife’s hair loss, which was caused by alopecia. We’ve all seen the memes, heard the debate, and made our decision about what happened. I thought it’d be fun to take a look at other Oscar…
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Applying to Jobs Sucks
Hey guys. Mondays are usually Bachelor days, but we’re in between seasons. So, instead, I want to complain about something different. Applying to jobs. Edit: I clearly can’t get anything posted on Monday that isn’t Bachelor related. Oops. It sucks, so much. Why do they ask for you to upload your resume, and then the…
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The Bachelor S26E9 Review
Good news, I am not sick or injured today, so that’s a plus. And we get two days of Bachelor content this week. That might not be a plus though. I forgot tonight was the Women Tell All. Ready for the petty bullshit to come back? I’m not ready for more mentions of shrimp. I…
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Biohackers S2E6 Review
Mia is alive. Did Andres survive his flight? And is Jasper still just lying there? How long does chloroform last? Did the book survive? That would be a no. Where is Andres’ body? Oh, he is alive. Just barely. Take the laptop, good. What is wrong with Jasper’s leg? Look at all those red books.…
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The lack of history in history class
Can we just take a moment and talk about how our history classes gave us so little history? This invasion into Ukraine brought to mind the Vietnam War and I realized that I know absolutely nothing about that war. Nothing. We never made it that far in history class. We never made it past World…
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How Likely I Would Get Injured Doing Winter Olympic Sports
If you’re reading this blog, you may or may not know that I’m clumsy. Like unbelievable, hilariously clumsy. And I also love sports. Those two things don’t go well together, just ask my parents. Anyway, I have been watching the Winter Olympics and I always want to try different things, so I thought I’d make…
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Dinosaurs: random facts you may not know
Everyone has a favorite dinosaur, so I asked several people what theirs were and compiled some random facts about them, because why not? Ankylosaurus Its name means fused lizard because many of the bones in its body were fused together. They were covered in armor made of bones and knobs, similar to that of crocodiles.…
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What happens when you’re 27 and look like you’re 12?
If you’ve been blessed/cursed with young genes, you know what I’m talking about. The number of times I’ve been mistaken as a child is amazing. I thought I’d share some of the highlights. Special mention to the number of times my sister (four years older) and I have been mistaken as twins. When I was…
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Quotes of the Week
Dad: “Dusty is retiring.” Mom: “Well now everyone will be clean.” Mom: “Can you just stab me in the knee so I can have my knee surgery sooner?” Mom: “I’m going to go read.” Me: “Have a good nap.” Mom: “You can’t say we never do anything as a family.” (Said on the way for…
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10 Facts I Learned this Week
Ever heard of bonobo chimps? They are some of the smartest animals, but their name is actually the fact this week. They were named after the town Bolobo, Zaire where they were first discovered. However, a result of a spelling error on the crate the chimp was delivered in resulted in the word, bonobo, and…
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