Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms S1E3 Thoughts

  1. Best scene is still Egg suffering through the awkward encounter between Dunk and the storyteller. I’m glad it got shown in the recap.
  2. Egg, staring at Dunk like that is slightly creepy.
  3. What’s Egg up to now?
  4. Egg’s father sounds like a crappy guy.
  5. Oh, this is cute. Egg is trying to help train the horse to run faster.
  6. Instead, horse says time to use the restroom.
  7. I hope Dunk is watching this. It’s quite precious.
  8. “What’s wrong with your hair? What’s wrong with your eye?” Good comeback.
  9. The maddest knight. I think he needs to meet the tallest knight.
  10. Dunk treats Egg like a little brother and not a squire. Their relationship is very sweet.
  11. This song is hilarious.
  12. “Why have I been vomiting all morning?” Relatable.
  13. Dunk should be wondering how Egg knows so much by now. He just seems to accept it.
  14. The two imitating each other is adorable.
  15. Come on, Dunk. Be optimistic.
  16. Wait, they want Dunk to win so they can win back some money.
  17. He gets the normal winnings if he wins. So, why did this guy ask Dunk to win? I’m a bit confused.
  18. Aerion Brightflame. He reminds me of Viserys. Not a good look, sir.
  19. Oh, Egg calling for the prince’s death. That’s new.
  20. NOT THE HORSE
  21. Dishonorable. Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow.
  22. Put the poor horse out of its misery.
  23. Egg, I don’t think that song was really about honor. But sure. Keep thinking that.
  24. Jeez, Dunk. What a happy story to bring up.
  25. Welp, thanks fortuneteller. Egg is now tramatized.
  26. Aw, Dunk wants to watch the puppet show.
  27. Chivalrous as a starved weasel is a great insult.
  28. Incestuous aliens. Beautiful.
  29. The Targaryens aren’t very well liked, it seems.
  30. Shoot, Egg. Get out of there. Damn, everyone get out. Telling a story about killing a dragon in front of Aerion doesn’t seem like a good idea.
  31. So, Aerion attacked the storytellers because he didn’t like the story and Dunk came to the rescue.
  32. Aerion is nuts.
  33. Good boy, Egg. Coming to the rescue.
  34. Brother. Dun dun dun.
  35. Cue the dramatic music.
  36. No one would want to look like Aerion.
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