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Stranger Things Season 5, Episode 5 Thoughts

  1. Oh yes, let’s see the aftermath of Will’s powers.
  2. I forget. Why did Vecna need 12 kids?
  3. Stop laying eggs in the kids. They did not consent.
  4. “I saved you just in time.” Shut up, Vecna.
  5. Oh, that’s right. The 12 people with powers like in the lab. Got it. Also, shut up Vecna.
  6. So, Eight is free now, too.
  7. Mike, calm down with the sorcerer thing. Will has enough on his plate.
  8. Joyce is all aboard for Will risking his life now.
  9. Oh man. Joyce giving a pep talk makes me feel like she isn’t making it out of this.
  10. I forgot. Where did Steve and the gang go?
  11. No, we don’t need more Steve and Jonathan bickering.
  12. Steve, please make up with Dustin. I need their friendship back.
  13. Holly, trying to leave in the middle of the day is not going to go well.
  14. Is it Derek?
  15. YES, DELIGHTFUL DEREK
  16. We need Dipshit Derek. What is Holly planning?
  17. “Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” I will be using that.
  18. I like Robin’s idea.
  19. Double the plan and make it work.
  20. DO NOT SPLIT UP.
  21. God, Jonathan. Not now. Nancy’s parents are in the hospital, and her sister is missing. The girl has more on her mind than you.
  22. Nancy, time to be single for a while.
  23. The car still being stuck in the wall is so funny.
  24. El saying she was afraid of searching for Kali is confusing. Why would she have been looking for her?
  25. Why did Dr. Kay need all that blood?
  26. Oh, please let Derek be all right.
  27. Robin continuing to help Will is so cute.
  28. Welp, a floating door. That’s not ominous at all.
  29. Why do I get the feeling that wasn’t a memory Henry?
  30. Steve, are you still in the daycare?
  31. Oh, Steve. That was a low blow.
  32. They needed this fight, though.
  33. Not Dustin crying. That hurts.
  34. Dustin, call for Steve. Don’t investigate alone.
  35. SECRET ROOM
  36. If they hadn’t had that fight, Dustin wouldn’t have found the room.
  37. OH SHIT
  38. Nope, wasn’t ready for those bodies.
  39. Don’t move, body. DO NOT MOVE
  40. Ok, that’s messed up. Who even is that woman?
  41. Oh, more women. Oh, oh no.
  42. Dr. Kay was making more people with powers, like El and Kali.
  43. Is Henry dies, does that mean all the powers disappear?
  44. I understand that Kali is angry, but I don’t get her endgame.
  45. AH FUCK
  46. Derek, run!
  47. Poor Holly. PTSD is hitting her.
  48. I don’t think Max is going to be able to get out, even is Holly does.
  49. Should we put Will in a bathtub too?
  50. Oh, Lucas is about to cry.
  51. The way I jumped.
  52. OH COME ON
  53. Throw holly out the window, now!
  54. NO, DO NOT KILL MAX NOW
  55. YES WILL!
  56. Well, Will just gave away his new powers to Will.
  57. What is that smoke?
  58. Jonathan is about to do something stupid, isn’t he?
  59. Nancy, no. Don’t shoot it!
  60. DAMNIT
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