Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

Stranger Things Season 5, Episode 3 Thoughts

  1. Oh, the wall is what the doctor was dissecting in the first episode.
  2. El, don’t throw the food at Hopper. Man has had a rough night.
  3. Thank you for growing a backbone, Will.
  4. Why does Vecna want children? He was creepy enough before.
  5. He’s going for the bully. Shocker.
  6. Nope. No thank you.
  7. Wipe that creepy smile off your face, Henry.
  8. So, Holly thinks she’s in this nice house, having fancy breakfast.
  9. And Holly has her shoes on, too.
  10. Holly is still a bit freaked out, so she isn’t totally believing him. At least, I hope so.
  11. Something was watching Holly. I saw a theory that maybe Vecna is being controlled by something and maybe he really is trying to protect Holly. But I’m not buying it.
  12. Dang it, Hopper. You left that knife there.
  13. The hedgehog?
  14. There are the grenades.
  15. Maybe he should have used the grenades on the wall.
  16. So, they are kidnapping a kid. I get it. But man, this is messy.
  17. Of course, Robin knows where to get benzos.
  18. I wonder how Vecna is able to get Holly to see all this. It’s so vivid. And if it’s real, how does that work?
  19. Holly, we don’t open the door to strangers.
  20. Holly, his one rule was don’t go in the woods. That whole path is woods.
  21. He peed on it. I love how that is El’s big thing.
  22. Finally, some Erica time.
  23. God, I love Erica.
  24. Robin visiting an old woman to visit her girlfriend is so on brand.
  25. Vickie is not going to be happy with this change in plans.
  26. Murray is really doing the most. I love him too.
  27. Poor Steve. Nothing is safe around Dustin.
  28. Not the mating competition. Murray is amazing.
  29. Oooh, Nancy is spicy.
  30. Jonathan, now is not the time to propose.
  31. Oh, buddy. Calling El a freak is the wrong move.
  32. El is about to break this man’s mind.
  33. The military has Vecna? That’s very confusing.
  34. Holly looks like a little Robin Hood.
  35. Time for Holly’s dangerous venture into the woods.
  36. Be polite, unless it’s a Mormon or a democrat. I just laughed so hard.
  37. Erica is a great actress.
  38. Wow, I hate Tina.
  39. Derek is the worst, but Tina isn’t much better.
  40. Erica is about to knock Tina out.
  41. Oh my god. Erica is honestly hilarious.
  42. Tina went night-night.
  43. This kidnapping plan is so funny.
  44. Joyce has been carrying that guilt for five years.
  45. That plan really sucked, Joyce. Admit it.
  46. Tell me why my lights started flickering when the lights in their house did too.
  47. Haha. Little demogorgon scared the CPR dummy.
  48. Not that damn jumpscare!
  49. The demogorgon is going for Derek. He woke up and saw where he was.
  50. Welp, damnit Derek.
  51. Dang, I forgot Holly was in the woods already.
  52. Holly is on the other side of the wall, right?
  53. Yep, I am correct.
  54. Vecna is somewhere in there and wants Holly to get him out.
  55. It’s someone in boots. But who?
  56. BE EDDIE
  57. MAX WORKS TOO
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