Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

Bachelor in Paradise S9E10 Thoughts

  1. I feel like Mercedes and Jess are just staying for a little bit longer of paradise, rather than trying to date.
  2. Poor little sand castle.
  3. I honestly want to just skip over this date. I don’t care about Kat and John Henry as a couple.
  4. Oof, belly flop.
  5. Yeah, I’d immediately fall in the water too.
  6. I’m sorry, her dad had four wives?
  7. And she lived in a group home.
  8. Does he get treated for his depression?
  9. ARE THEY CENSORING THE DOG?
  10. Oh, okay. What is this?
  11. This kind of date would give me an asthma attack.
  12. Sam broke out the cowgirl boots.
  13. Damn, Jess doesn’t want to talk to Kat and straight up told her that.
  14. She walked away from her too. Wow.
  15. I still need to know how many containers of sparkles Jess brought with her to the beach.
  16. Yeah, it didn’t seem like Jess had anything left to give.
  17. And Tanner is bowing out too. His connection was Jess and there wasn’t anyone else.
  18. Aven isn’t wrong. Leaving with someone allows them to date outside. Engagements are huge and a step not to be taken lightly.
  19. Did Kylee just insinuate being 30 is like the end? Jeez.
  20. That conversation did not go well.
  21. He’s known you for how many weeks? An engagement isn’t the end all, be all.
  22. If he hasn’t said he’s all in for an engagement, then he really didn’t lead her on.
  23. That’s right. Mari threw a cake in the fire.
  24. I hope Mari and Kenny have their other friends and family there for the wedding too.
  25. Apparently not.
  26. COCO GETS TO GO TO THE WEDDING
  27. Blake came back for the wedding.
  28. Wells being the honorary bridesmaid and fixing the dress killed me.
  29. Take a drink every time they say paradise.
  30. Wells is the ring bearer too. Someone give that man a raise.
  31. I like Mari’s dress, but imagine how much sand is getting stuck in that train.
  32. Does Kylee feel a little something for Blake?
  33. DAMN WELLS
  34. That caketopper. Hahaha
  35. Aw, they let Eliza catch it.
  36. It’s never a rule that you have to get engaged at the end of a season.
  37. That is a red flag. Saying if you love me, then propose. There’s a lot more to think about.
  38. Aven said he’s falling in love with Kylee and Kylee doesn’t seem to care. She just wants that engagement.
  39. FALLING IN LOVE DOESN’T MEAN GET ENGAGED
  40. The fact that she doesn’t care about him falling in love shows how much she wants an engagement. It didn’t matter how he felt.
  41. Yeah, Mercedes and Jordan weren’t going to make it in such a short time.
  42. FIVE WEEKS
  43. They skipped fantasy suites.
  44. Oh, no. Wait, here they are.
  45. I don’t like the implications that if you aren’t ready to spend the night together after, at most five weeks, then you have to break up. Jesse should have worded that better.
  46. It doesn’t seem like Kylee has clammed up though since he’s the run who always leaves.
  47. What was Kat doing to Olivia there?
  48. Kylee seriously brought up his ex. Girl, you are making things worse.
  49. Kylee is the one who wants an engagement and she really isn’t hearing Aven.
  50. She really made it seem like she’s giving up so much to leave with him and I don’t see it working out after Paradise.
  51. They left together but it doesn’t seem good.
  52. They are leaving unhappy. They look so upset in the car.
  53. Kat really fell and the editors put Kat saying they are stable over the moment. Love the editors.
  54. Peter seems kind of blindsided by Sam. I don’t think they ever really talked about this before.
  55. This is sounding like a breakup from Michael.
  56. Dang, I thought they were cute together. I think they would have been good together.
  57. Olivia seems kind of numb to it all now. She went through a lot and for what?
  58. Down to two couples now.
  59. Aaron is officially in love with Eliza.
  60. And Eliza reciprocates.
  61. Top of the mornin’. When did Aaron become Irish?
  62. Oh, Eliza is not fully aware of how she would react to a proposal.
  63. Aaron is already crying.
  64. Ok, at this point, we all know Eliza’s favorite breakfast.
  65. Dang, Aaron talked to Eliza’s mom too.
  66. Neil Lane shoutout.
  67. Eliza said yes. Honestly, not surprising at all.
  68. Oooh, his gut told him not to propose.
  69. John Henry is in turmoil.
  70. If he does propose, he’s going to regret it. He seems to be very doubtful.
  71. He literally is ignoring his gut feeling.
  72. And they got engaged anyway.
  73. Sean’s mom says he’s mature. Hahaha.
  74. Pigs are nicer.
  75. Brayden’s dating someone else now.
  76. Aaron and Eliza hit some speed bumps after paradise. And they did break up.
  77. Kylee and Aven also broke.
  78. And Kat and John Henry broke up too.
  79. Not a single couple from this season survived.
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