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Bachelor in Paradise S9E9 Thoughts

  1. Well, that wasn’t what Jess was expecting.
  2. Seeing how Jess has been reacting all along, I’m kind of surprised by how well she’s handling this.
  3. That’s one couple down.
  4. Why is Kylee running after Blake?
  5. Wait, is Kylee trying to get Blake for herself now? I’m confused by this.
  6. Blake’s tried three times and failed. Maybe try and find love off of reality tv shows.
  7. So, Jess is staying?
  8. He’s been looking for a spark, but it seemed that he wasn’t really going to talk about it unless Mercedes brought it up.
  9. He said he didn’t feel a spark, but never told her about it.
  10. Off goes Tyler. That’s two down.
  11. He made a little basketball court for Olivia. Michael is cute.
  12. Did Rachel ever talk with Tanner about the roast or is she just cutting him off?
  13. Meanwhile, Jordan is not feeling a spark with Rachel and is shooting his shot with Mercedes.
  14. I don’t think Jess is feeling a romantic connection with anyone else though.
  15. I’m glad none of the guys tried to kiss Jess right after the breakup.
  16. Aaron gets Eliza’s rose, John Henry gets Kat’s rose, Aven gets Kylee’s rose, Michael gets Olivia’s rose, Peter gets Sam’s rose, Tanner gets Jess’s rose, Jordan gets Mercedes’s rose, and … oh, Rachel leaves instead of giving a rose.
  17. Oh god, that was awkward. Taylor, no.
  18. Rachel said peace, so that means Braydn and Taylor head home too.
  19. Goodbye Taylor, we hardly knew ya.
  20. That was a short episode. Just the breakups and rose ceremony.
  21. Bonding over peeing. What an experience.
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