Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

Bachelor in Paradise S9E5 Thoughts

  1. Sean lost his job in order to go to paradise. That always goes well for someone.
  2. Sam from Bachelor in Paradise Canada is here.
  3. Sam, the new Sam.
  4. Not the total silence when she arrived.
  5. Sean, found religion. I love these title cards.
  6. Girl is wearing the wrong shoes on a beach.
  7. Sam is 34, not 36. Jeez Sean.
  8. Sean just got baby-zoned.
  9. Will, I’m pretty sure Mercedes knows exactly who she’s choosing.
  10. Aven got Kylee’s rose, Braydn got Rachel’s rose, Aaron B. got Eliza’s rose, Tanner got Kat’s rose, Blake got Jess’s rose, John Henry got Olivia’s rose, Tyler got Kylee’s rose, and Peter got Sam’s rose.
  11. Will, Sean, John B., and Aaron S. were sent home.
  12. Unless we didn’t see them talking, Mercedes hardly talked to Will in the first place.
  13. It’s Kat’s birthday. Yah, I guess.
  14. Kat is so pissed that she didn’t get the date card.
  15. I wonder what earrings he’s going to wear. Same, John Henry, same.
  16. I want to make a pinata.
  17. A real pinata, not a human one.
  18. Paint in your mouth doesn’t sound romantic to me, but you do you, Rachel.
  19. Having a serious conversation in pinata costumes is giving whiplash.
  20. Never heard the word darty before.
  21. I don’t remember Davia at all.
  22. It’s not like Davia knew that it was Kat’s birthday.
  23. I don’t think she’s playing it off like she doesn’t care. It’s 100% clear she is very anxious about it.
  24. Kat would have been pissed if it was any other day too.
  25. Tanner said he was open and didn’t say anything about Kat’s birthday so that’s all on him.
  26. Take a shot everytime someone says birthday.
  27. Oh damn, Davia is coming to interrupt Kat and Tanner.
  28. Give Kat a birthday cake and she’ll chuck it in the fire.
  29. Didn’t Kat do the same exact thing to Braydn?
  30. She took the cake and left too.
  31. He’s not thinking about Kat at all.
  32. There’s your pinatas.
  33. And you know Kat isn’t thinking about the fact she did the exact same thing already.
  34. I love the random cook hanging out, watching Kat terrorize that pinata.
  35. Kat is losing it completely.
  36. Wells is taping the truth box back together.
  37. WELLS
  38. Truth or dare usually ends poorly.
  39. Get the man some milk.
  40. Jess is so not here for the lap dance.
  41. John Henry is a hot commodity.
  42. Jess hesitated so long at that question.
  43. It was a good attempt at the Dirty Dancing lift.
  44. Very smooth, John Henry.
  45. Jess is crying. Things aren’t looking good for Blake.
  46. She really broke down and ran off, with no answers for Blake.
  47. Can’t stop playing with her hair. Editors got so bored editing, didn’t they?
  48. Whatever clarity men seem to find at night. That’s accurate.
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