Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

Bachelor in Paradise S9E3 Thoughts

  1. Bring in Tanner to throw another wrench in the plot.
  2. It didn’t seem like a single guy felt confident when Tanner showed up.
  3. I’m bloated so I wore a one piece … me everyday.
  4. Braydn is losing it already.
  5. Wow, she walked right past Braydn and didn’t acknowledge him. Rude.
  6. She didn’t even try to have a conversation with him.
  7. Tanner’s go to compliment: that color looks good on you.
  8. Kat and Jess are good friends? Haven’t really seen it, especially with Kat going on the date with Tanner.
  9. I wonder if the horses agree with them.
  10. There are very few dates that go badly and we see the person go back to the one they left behind. This is not one of those dates.
  11. Her brain went immediately to pigeons and not chickens.
  12. Tyler is very attractive.
  13. Blake waxing poetry over here.
  14. Awkward sweetness. That is one way to describe it.
  15. Poor Will. He just can’t catch a break.
  16. Sad boy. Ahhhhh
  17. I love seeing all the guys out there, just working out. It’s so funny to me.
  18. 9 days without pooping is problamatic. See a doctor for that one.
  19. Just living life on the toilet.
  20. Poop baby. Oh boy.
  21. This doctor did not sign up for this. Poor dude.
  22. 16 INCHES
  23. JESUS
  24. Not the damn timer.
  25. In a crappy situation. These title cards are killing me.
  26. Imagine going to paradise and having to leave because of severe constipation.
  27. Sean should be worried about his own relationship. AHAHAHA
  28. At least Kat broke it off with Braydn, but she honestly should have talked to him before she went on the date.
  29. And Kat’s just laughing about it. What a bitchy move.
  30. Braydn, learning life lessons.
  31. Wells is the therapist of the beach.
  32. Kat is acting like a child even though she was the one who hurt Braydn.
  33. Kat said she was open but literally didn’t tell him anything before the date.
  34. She’s mad that Braydn is upset. Girl, bye.
  35. FROM MY PERSPECTIVE.
  36. And she won’t hear a word he says either.
  37. If the friends of Kat are on Braydn’s side, then that says something.
  38. Kat is such a bitchy person.
  39. She is gaslighting him so much.
  40. I didn’t care for Braydn before, but he was attacked for no reason by Kat.
  41. So, Tyler came for Mercedes. Will never stood a chance.
  42. RACCOON
  43. I WANT TO PET IT
  44. TWO RACCOONS!
  45. I would have followed the raccoons and left my date there. This is why I’m single.
  46. All the couples are chilling on the lounge chairs and Will’s just alone.
  47. Will needs a break from all this.
  48. Our poop baby. Oh lord.
  49. Aaron got a bunch of Mexican food to hopefully move things along for Sam. What a strange romantic gesture.
  50. That was actually really good rapping.
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