Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

Bachelor in Paradise S9E2 Thoughts

  1. Oh, Wells.
  2. Olivia is plotting to go out with Aven as revenge but also because he’s fine.
  3. Gotta love that timing.
  4. Kylee would leave Will in a heartbeat.
  5. Aven is not your man. You just met.
  6. Jeez, he really asked Kylee and she didn’t even spare a glance for Will.
  7. She’s really over here saying this is a little wrench in our relationship. Just let me go on a date with the super attractive guy I literally came here for.
  8. Hahaha, no champagne for them.
  9. He still can’t get it open. This is so funny.
  10. That took so long.
  11. Mopey dick. Hahaha
  12. Yeah, Will isn’t getting Kylee back.
  13. Underwater kiss, not a good idea.
  14. Rachel is ready to spill the tea to Eliza.
  15. Eliza was not prepared and is already crying.
  16. These people need to learn how to communicate.
  17. And Eliza immediately is going to go back to Aaron anyway.
  18. Does Braydn have rubber ducky earrings?
  19. They want more men, so cue another woman.
  20. All right. Here comes Hannah Brown. Let’s wreck everything.
  21. Hannah went right for the two-on-one.
  22. What is she doing? I need details.
  23. Ugh, I hate when people say babe.
  24. Hannah is smart. She’s asking multiple people questions at the same time to make sure no one leaves anything out.
  25. Oh, Hannah is in a relationship.
  26. She’s hosting a party for some in depth questioning.
  27. Oh, Aven and Kaylee were still gone. I forgot about them.
  28. Hannah really wants to get all the tea and I love that for her.
  29. Jess had the face of a deer in the headlights when Sean said her name.
  30. Aaron really just threw Mercedes away without a second thought.
  31. Hahaha, Aven was open to Olivia too. Love triangle time.
  32. OH DAMN
  33. Olivia didn’t hold back in saying she would send Kylee home.
  34. Hannah asked hard hitting questions and then leaves them to deal with the aftermath. True queen behavior.
  35. Will wants love on like day one. Calm down, dude.
  36. She was totally using Will as a place holder until Aven got there. She tossed him aside so quickly.
  37. Our time together. One day. That was it.
  38. Will is a hot commodity.
  39. Will is an emotional guy, and he’s so sweet.
  40. Not Kylee spying on them kissing.
  41. Blonde bombshell. Ugh.
  42. Pete wants Sam and is standing there so awkwardly.
  43. Why is he dancing there? Jeez.
  44. Sam is far too mature for Pete.
  45. Fight time!
  46. I dislike pilots named Pete.
  47. Braydn’s rose goes to Kat, Blake’s rose goes to Jess, Aaron B.’s rose goes to Eliza, Will’s rose goes to Mercedes, Sean’s rose goes to Rachel, Aven’s rose goes to Kylee, Aaron S.’s rose goes to Sam, and Pete’s rose goes to Olivia.
  48. I kind of think Pete gave Olivia the rose to keep drama going.
  49. Beetle friends.
  50. I would also name a beetle Gary.
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