1. Trista, the first Bachelorette is here.
2. Ellen, Sandra, Susan, Nancy, April, Theresa, Kathy, and Faith are on the group date. Leslie gets the one-on-one.
3. Pickleball is a fun game.
4. JOEY
5. BRING ME MY MAN
6. Nope, didn’t care for that Kathy.
7. C’s get degrees, Sandra.
8. She was just trotting and suddenly fell. That felt more like a ploy to get Gerry’s attention.
9. Yep, April even admitted it.
10. Ellen’s team better win. She plays on a team after all.
11. Yeah, the “ankle injury.”
12. Good save, Sandra.
13. Let’s go, Bitchin kitchens.
14. Sandra is there while her daughter is getting married. Damn.
15. I wanted Ellen to win. But not Kathy.
16. So, Kathy’s fin with Ellen talking about her and Gerry, but not Theresa.
17. We need a bachelor intern ou here to help with the phone.
18. I feel like Gerry is a little put off by Sandra being there and not at her daughter’s side.
19. No, it’s a matter of Kathy wanting everyone to cater to her feelings only.
20. Kathy, that was really stupid to say and mean.
21. Theresa has apologized multiple times but Kathy just wants to be rude to her.
22. Oh, Theresa did make the mistake of saying Kathy’s name. But, also, it needed to be said.
23. Gerry is seeing the problem here now. Kathy just wants her feelings to be the ones everyone caters to.
24. Sandra gets the rose for missing her daughter’s wedding.
25. Leslie is uncomfortable with the ATV it seems.
26. Never have I ever with ice cream. Brilliant.
27. Damn, April. Oh, and Sandra too.

My recording cut out but basically:

Leslie got the rose, Gerry has a tattoo, Sandra is lactose intolerant, Nancy self-eliminates, Ellen says she’s falling in love, and Kathy and April do not get roses at the rose ceremony.