Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

Golden Bachelor S1E2 Thoughts

  1. If I was those women, I wouldn’t even make it up those stairs in the mansion.
  2. Did the producers really think bunkbeds were a good idea?
  3. Here’s to social security!
  4. I love the one woman who had no idea what the date card was.
  5. Theresa gets the first date.
  6. I love seeing the other women help her get ready for the date.
  7. It really is a nice car.
  8. This is the first time we’ve seen the bachelor driving and having issues.
  9. The wind destroyed Theresa’s hair and the headlights aren’t working in the car. Truly a relatable first date.
  10. They have a good connection and relate a lot. I could see them working out.
  11. Gerry is smitten.
  12. Oh, good song.
  13. This is the longest conversation the producers of any show have given us, it seems like.
  14. This is actually so cute.
  15. Naturally, Theresa gets the rose. They are just really cute together.
  16. So, Gerry is going to be Fabio.
  17. Franco is back, and ready for more photoshoots.
  18. Natascha looks awesome in that outfit.
  19. NOT THAT WIG
  20. I like seeing the photos being silly and not every woman trying to steal the spotlight.
  21. I mean, most of those women probably haven’t had a wedding dress on in years. But Nancy’s pain is real and valid too.
  22. I’m glad Gerry could talk about his feelings so easily.
  23. Baby vs Woodstock. Who wins?
  24. I demand all the bachelors actually give us some insight into the women, and not just their looks or the basic things like funny and smart.
  25. Lava cake sounds great right now.
  26. Nancy gets the group date rose.
  27. So, he only got one group date and one one-on-one date.
  28. Aw, they made the cocktail party into a birthday party.
  29. Yes, bring in the piñatas.
  30. Gerry is squashed onto the tiny bed and it’s also relatable.
  31. That is a really nice photo.
  32. Nancy, Theresa, Leslie, Joan, Edith, Ellen, Sandra, Susan, Christina, Faith, April, and Cathy got roses.
  33. Oh boy, Gerry is already crying at the first rose ceremony. It’s just going to get worse.
  34. I love her. Do the rose ceremonies in chairs. Preach queen.
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