Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

The Bachelor S28E1 Thoughts

  1. WHO HURT MY JOEY?
  2. His family are all attractive.
  3. DOG
  4. Yes, give doggy a treat.
  5. ANOTHER DOG
  6. That is an interesting dress.
  7. ARE THEY BLURRING THE CANADIAN FLAG?
  8. I also carry a speaker around with me at all times.
  9. Dang, her pickup line failed.
  10. She brought a voodoo doll. Smart.
  11. We are getting a lot of Canadian representation.
  12. A pair of sisters. Not very shocking since we’ve had twins.
  13. I forgot about Leah’s card that she got.
  14. I’m impressed that the chemicals didn’t spill in the limo.
  15. I want to drive that.
  16. And here comes someone in a boat.
  17. That is a giant bra. The massive support.
  18. Not the bananas.
  19. I hope it’s a dog that jumps out, chasing the tennis balls.
  20. I assumed she lived on a Christmas tree farm.
  21. I’m glad she was able to get a cochlear implant. Losing your hearing that rapidly must be terrifying.
  22. The power to send someone home would be insane.
  23. I love Joey’s smile.
  24. Joey seems to like Jess a lot already.
  25. Oh, and Jess gets the first kiss.
  26. A smoochy-poo….
  27. Also, telling the whole crew you kissed was a weird move.
  28. That little corner by the fountain seems to be his go to place.
  29. Did she say she was in the peace corp and left to go on the show?
  30. Second kiss in the books.
  31. That is a massive tennis ball.
  32. Daisy gets the third kiss.
  33. She didn’t tell him about the implant, but wanting to wait a little so he gets to know her better isn’t a bad idea.
  34. Jess is going back for seconds already.
  35. And then she just lurks there, off to the side.
  36. Jess saying she’s not trying to be that girl says she’s that girl.
  37. Oh, there’s the “I’m not here to make friends.”
  38. Jess is making herself a victim.
  39. Why didn’t they say they were sisters in the beginning?
  40. There is no elephant in the room. Not a single woman there cared.
  41. Oof, no kiss for one sister.
  42. Joey is quick on the uptake.
  43. That sister leaned in the for the kiss. Joey did not initiate it.
  44. She can steal a 1-on-1 date from anyone before hometowns.
  45. None of the women would be excited by that card so Leah looking for some comfort there won’t really work.
  46. ROCK ON LEAH
  47. She burned that card because she doesn’t want to steal a date from someone else.
  48. Does Joey know she burned the card?
  49. Maria is doing basic first date questions and that’s smart.
  50. Leah gets the first impression rose because she was so empathetic to the other women and expressed her feelings to him so clearly.
  51. Leah, Allison, Daisy, Kelsey T., Lexi, Jess, Jenn, Autumn, Chrissa, Edwina, Kelsey A., Katelyn, Rachel, Erika, Madina, Sydney, Starr, Marlena, Maria, Taylor, Evalin, and Lauren get roses.
  52. Ten women got sent home: Chandler, Kayla, Kyra, Lanie, Nat, Sam, Samantha, Sandra, Talyah, and Zoe.
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