- Shivers from the very first line. I already love this.
- I love that this opening monologue is the first bit of the first book. So good.
- Who didn’t want to be a half-blood when they read these books?
- Is this where he ended up on the roof? Beautiful.
- I love this sassy Percy already.
- GROVER
- Not the tighty whities.
- I love Chiron. The actor is already doing such a good job of being that hardened mentor.
- Oh, that’s awesome how they showed Percy’s dyslexia.
- Sally is speakig the truth.
- I like that we are already portraying Medusa as potentially not a villain, or a monster.
- Mrs. Dodds. Hate her.
- EPIC
- Oh, the reveal of the true Mrs. Dodds was so cool.
- Is he dead? Normal question for any kid just on the ground.
- Stop with the gaslighting, Chiron.
- Why is Grover there?
- Oh, shoot. No, Grover. Don’t do it. I get it. But I hate it.
- THE BETRAYAL
- I don’t like this deviation. Take it back, Grover.
- Special. How that word can mean so many different things.
- I heard one line from Gabe and already hate him.
- Getting kicked out is not the same as failing.
- Your roof?
- Thank you, Percy.
- HAHAHA
- It’s the blue candy. I’m crying.
- Sally is using more force here, and I love it. Strong women for the win.
- Sally made the easiest mistake there. Accidentally revealing too much at that moment.
- Noble.
- He was a god. Percy *confusion intensifies*
- NOT GOD
- Grover is me in any situation. Just straight up panicking.
- Half a goat in your pants. I love these lines.
- A lot, Percy. A lot.
- Minotaur time.
- HE IS WEARING UNDERPANTS
- I’m actually 24. God, I really am Grover.
- Sorry Gabe. I think your car is rather busted now.
- Sally is such a strong mom.
- NO NO NO
- SHE’S BEEN DUSTED
- Damnit Thanos, I mean Minotaur.
- Just riding the Minotaur like a bucking bronco.
- Oh my god. This is so good. I need all the episodes immediately.
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