Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

The Golden Bachelor S1E1 Thoughts

  1. This is shown back-to-back with Bachelor in Paradise. Thursdays are going to be full.
  2. Gerry is such a cutie and I love the bowtie.
  3. 43 years of marriage. Truly a successful marriage.
  4. He still holds such a tender spot in his heart for his wife who passed. It’s so sweet.
  5. He has a dog. I approve.
  6. The first bachelor on social security. Hahaha
  7. They really are going right to the bachelor mansion. You’d think they’d have a different location for Golden Bachelor.
  8. I love that dress. Talk about taking the gold.
  9. The best friend fully supporting her. These women are great.
  10. Sandra is very soft spoken.
  11. OH MY GOD
  12. SANDRA IS GREAT
  13. The walker was such a great touch.
  14. I’m sorry. She dated Prince?
  15. Marina’s dress is beautiful.
  16. These women have some great dresses.
  17. Already got a kiss in too.
  18. My eggs are still fresh. Ugh.
  19. That woman really said, let’s go and tried to walk off with Gerry. Ha
  20. Who is Chippy?
  21. JIMMY KIMMEL’S AUNT
  22. HAHAHAHA
  23. I was wondering if we’d have any special transportation means. There’s the motorcycle.
  24. Oh, that was all the women? It seems like so few compared to Bachelor.
  25. It’s all April because her name’s April. I get it.
  26. I feel like this one is going to mention Roberta constantly.
  27. That laugh was terrifying.
  28. I hope them making fun of today’s slang continues.
  29. Motorcycle girl also plays guitar. That’s fitting.
  30. They all exude a youthful spirit. Meanwhile, I’m over here struggling to stand because my knees are creaking.
  31. DANCE PARTY
  32. I saw that wink, Gerry.
  33. I love that some of these women have no idea what the first impression rose is.
  34. He is giving Theresa a cupcake for her birthday. That’s cute.
  35. Oh, they really went for it with that cupcake.
  36. Faith gets the rose. It’s the motorcycle and guitar that did it.
  37. Chippy sleeping on the sofa is me.
  38. It’s daylight there. Let these women sleep.
  39. Faith, Ellen, Theresa, Joan, Natasha, Leslie, Christina, Edith, Nancy, April, Sandra, Genie, Kathy, Marina, Peggy, and Susan got roses.
  40. Oh god, Gerry is crying at the first rose ceremony. This is so wholesome.
  41. Chippy asking if she got a rose is great.
  42. I want to take the couch home. Hahaha
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