Everything with Em

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The Bachelorette S20E5 Thoughts

  1. New Orleans is such a cool city.
  2. Yes, hug Joey first.
  3. JOEY DATE
  4. How many times to carriage drivers have to ignore people kissing behind them?
  5. This guy just writes poems on the street. Love it.
  6. And on a typewriter too. Make this man famous.
  7. Charity really likes Joey. And so do I. I’ll take him.
  8. Oh, Charity is asking the hard hitting questions and I love it.
  9. I appreciate The Bachelorette showing this whole conversation.
  10. This is such a good moment for the show. Especially after all the issues with past contestants on the shows.
  11. Does this mean we are going to Hawaii?
  12. First falling in love comes from Joey.
  13. They be kissin’.
  14. Oh, a two on one with Sean and Tanner.
  15. Interesting choices.
  16. Why are they matching colors?
  17. I want to befriend the alligators.
  18. This captain steals the show.
  19. Those alligators are simply embracing. That is all.
  20. I love Captain Tom. He shall be the next golden bachelor.
  21. Sean really interrupted her interview to tell her goodbye.
  22. The boat is called Thing.
  23. Oh, that’s awkward. Usually they leave the table and the other person sits there. Charity sent Tanner off to wander.
  24. I feel like it’s a bit too late for Tanner to finally be letting his walls down.
  25. Aaron is spiraling because he wanted the one-on-one in New Orleans.
  26. I knew she was not going to give a rose out. She was clearly not ready to make a decision.
  27. Charity is making Dotun wear a great outfit and go running. Man is willing to do anything for her.
  28. I’m sorry. Running while holding hands is not happening. That would piss me off. I would be so sweaty and just slap the hand away.
  29. Damn, a half marathon. Not just a normal 5k.
  30. Two words to a long lasting marriage: “yes dear.”
  31. Dotun deserves the world. How dare the world treat him badly.
  32. Second falling in love comes from Dotun.
  33. Dotun is such a gentle giant.
  34. Wait, there’s one more date?
  35. Oof, that’s a group date with Xavier, Aaron, Sean, and Tanner.
  36. Thank you for that recap, Sean.
  37. Yep, Sean is seriously spiraling now.
  38. Sean is a pick-me boy. He wants all her attention, all the time.
  39. And here goes Sean to talk with Charity.
  40. And there’s the third falling in love. This time from Sean. But she didn’t seem to care much about his declaration.
  41. Sean is pushing for one-on-one time and Charity is not feeling it at all.
  42. Whenever anyone goes to the person’s room at this stage, it usually results in getting sent home.
  43. Let me at that fruit tray.
  44. Xavier said something about marriage. But it didn’t sound good.
  45. So, Xavier doesn’t know if he can fall in love with Charity.
  46. Joey, Dotun, Aaron, and to be determined. Charity still can’t make her decision between Tanner and Xavier.
  47. Poor Tanner. He’s been denied the rose at two different dates.
  48. I’m glad she’s telling the person in their room and not at a rose ceremony.
  49. I knew Tanner was getting the boot after two denied roses.
  50. So, Charity couldn’t imagine Tanner’s family being welcoming towards her.
  51. Love for Tanner. Even after leaving, he still wants Charity to have the world.
  52. Did Charity really say she could choose not to give the rose out?
  53. Oh, that was a ploy.
  54. Not the guy who takes the suitcase waiting for the call to remove one.
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