Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

The Bachelorette S20E1 Thoughts

  1. I am so ready for Charity to be the queen.
  2. It’s her brother, I believe. I love him.
  3. Jesse really had to tell us the weather forecast.
  4. Baby Charity is so cute!
  5. I straight up forgot all about Zach.
  6. Her family is so supportive of her and I love them.
  7. Was that some product placement for makeup?
  8. Why does she only have 25 men? Don’t they usually start with 30 or more?
  9. Better hope none of the men melt in that rain.
  10. We didn’t get the videos of the men, like usual. Why’s that?
  11. Aaron is so tall.
  12. Oh, here they go. They would show them before they all meet in other seasons. I was confused.
  13. It’s a fake coin with heads on both sides, I bet.
  14. He doesn’t have a job. Just Harvard grad student.
  15. I like Joey. He’s cute. Kind of has that boy band hair.
  16. That flower looks really good on her.
  17. I’ll take those plane tickets.
  18. HE KNITS
  19. I LOVE HIM
  20. Underwater welder. That is such a unique job.
  21. World record jumper? Does that pay?
  22. “That guy’s doing backflips and I’m in HR.” I’m dying.
  23. Up to date on our shots. That’s good.
  24. I’m guessing Brayden doesn’t take tequila shots normally. Man is a mess.
  25. Spencer is an absolute mess.
  26. We got a cowboy.
  27. Pro wrestler. Send him back.
  28. I love how there’s like tech executive and HR executives, and then there’s the world record jumper.
  29. God, these guys are tall. I relate to that guy.
  30. The home video. That’s good.
  31. The donation to charity. That’s smart.
  32. How did he even fit in the limo? Man is massive.
  33. No one showed up in a unique car.
  34. WELCOME NEHEMIAH
  35. I love his bowtie.
  36. Not the mustache!
  37. I thought he was going to pretend to be one of the guys. Nope. Bartender. I hope he got lessons from Wells.
  38. How many of the poor camera people are getting soaked?
  39. I like Joey.
  40. James’ parents sent apple cider and a handwritten letter. That was cute.
  41. First kiss goes to Xavier.
  42. We all need that face cheat sheet.
  43. Nehemiah is feeling all the regrets.
  44. I also would like to randomly scream.
  45. I like John too. He’s a cinnamon roll.
  46. Second kiss to John.
  47. Not the jumper really jumping on the counter like a bird.
  48. What is this flipping contest?
  49. Oh, Spencer has a son. Didn’t see that coming.
  50. Aaron is really over there just performing. It really is animal kingdom.
  51. Aaron really is a charmer.
  52. Nehemiah is getting noticed. Time to run.
  53. Brayden is giving me bad vibes. I don’t know why.
  54. Charity grabs every guy on the same part of the face when she kisses them.
  55. Brayden is very confident in himself.
  56. It’s a fake mustache. Haha
  57. The guys are all freaking out over what they said around Nehemiah.
  58. Nehemiah is honestly a better host than Jesse. Make him the host.
  59. So, Charity never went near the bar for a drink.
  60. So, Nehemiah didn’t like Brayden being cocky. But also, if that’s the worst thing Nehemiah heard, then this group of guys isn’t terrible.
  61. Oh, so she liked that he was spilling the beans.
  62. Not the mouth drop when Brayden walked in with the rose.
  63. Brayden, Aaron B., John, Xavier, Joey, Caleb B., Warwick, Aaron S., Caleb A., Adrian, James, Sean, Michael, Dotun, Caleb K., John Henry, Josh, and Spencer are safe.
  64. Adios Joe, Taylor, Peter, Nic, Khalid, and Chris.
  65. Oh no. Not her falling in love with more than one guy.
  66. I spy some sassy Charity in the future and I’m so ready for it.
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