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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Thoughts

  1. May 2020, they should have masks on.
  2. Oh, we are in the middle of the pandemic.
  3. Not a crypto kids app.
  4. We are getting the gang back together- Miles probably.
  5. The Twitter
  6. She’s having a party during quarentine.
  7. What is this?
  8. Oh god. I hate Duke.
  9. SLAP HIM MOM
  10. The mom opened it when science man couldn’t.
  11. IT’S TIC-TAC-TOE
  12. Mom is the smartest one here.
  13. Why is this guy at Birdie’s party?
  14. She tried to Shazam using a lamp.
  15. I want to know how they became friends.
  16. A murder mystery party.
  17. So, there’s one friend who isn’t really connected anymore.
  18. That’s one way to do it.
  19. NOT AMONG US
  20. AND IN THE BATHTUB TOO
  21. He’s living in the bathtub. That’s the true quarantine move.
  22. Birdie showed up without a mask. I’m not surprised.
  23. Wait, that “mask.” I’m crying.
  24. And Duke and his wife show up shooting a gun. Also not surprising.
  25. What is he shooting in their mouths?
  26. Eerie music. Trying so hard to set her up as the villain.
  27. How rich is Miles? He has his own island and boat.
  28. So, Andi was cut off from her own company. Clearly a motive there.
  29. Is Peg part of the group or just there for Birdie?
  30. Well, Whiskey seems to like Miles.
  31. Hi Derol.
  32. Benoit is out of his league here.
  33. I hope Derol just appears constantly in this movie.
  34. Not the damn machine moving the bags.
  35. I expect that giant glass onion to break.
  36. Either Miles is acting, or someone already planned to kill Miles and sent Benoit to join in.
  37. If Miles didn’t plan to invite Benoit, how did he have a wrist band ready for him?
  38. If it wasn’t Miles, who reset the box and sent it to him?
  39. Duke really had a gun in his speedo.
  40. I love Benoit in the pool with his clothes on.
  41. Let’s set up every person with a motive to kill him.
  42. Birdy did black face. Ugh.
  43. Peg is so ready for this drama.
  44. So, Miles is the one keeping all of them afloat.
  45. Miles wants Birdie to make a statement about Bangladesh as a way out of what?
  46. I would also react like that if the AI voices started yelling at me.
  47. Is anyone surprised that Whiskey and Miles hooked up?
  48. I love Derol so much.
  49. So, Claire came up with the idea and Lionel did the science. More reasons to get rid of Miles.
  50. Everyone has a reason to get rid of Miles, except Whiskey I believe.
  51. Benoit is asking the right questions.
  52. Benoit really figured it out already. I love that.
  53. Miles is so pissed now. He threw that iPad.
  54. Benoit didn’t mention Andi or Peg as people with reasons to harm Miles.
  55. Well, Miles did invite her.
  56. Why did Miles steal everything from Andi?
  57. The glass covering the painting each time is just building suspense.
  58. I had a feeling someone beside Miles was going to die.
  59. Claire is really afraid about her poll numbers and not worried about her friend that died.
  60. He gave Duke the Miles glass. Or did Duke pick it up.
  61. What if this is really an elaborate murder mystery party now?
  62. Oh, the gun is missing too.
  63. Along with Andi and Whiskey.
  64. The lights are totally going out for 20 minutes.
  65. Called it.
  66. It’s too obvious for it to be Andi.
  67. There’s a knife missing too.
  68. But poison was used, and not a gun or knife. Interesting.
  69. Andi is about to be killed! Or Benoit.
  70. What information did Andi have that the killer didn’t want known?
  71. Did Miles kill Andi, thinking she wanted him dead?
  72. Andi killed herself, and her twin is pretending to be her.
  73. So, Andi killed herself after getting the box from Miles.
  74. Oh, so Andi didn’t even get the box.
  75. Someone stole the envelope that can take Miles down and killed Andi to cover their tracks.
  76. Did Helen fake her death there?
  77. And Andi came up with the idea for Alpha.
  78. All the friends backed up Miles’ lie about coming up with the idea on a napkin.
  79. So, that’s what was in the envelope. The original napkin.
  80. Why did Lionel sign off on it if he knew it was so dangerous?
  81. Oh no, she’s drunk.
  82. So, she was already dead when they got there.
  83. Fitness session with Serena. Let’s go.
  84. So, Whiskey is hooking up with Miles for Duke.
  85. Birdie didn’t know what sweatshops are. Of course she didn’t.
  86. I swear, if Derol has the envelope.
  87. The news broke that Andi’s dead. So, where’s everyone’s phone?
  88. So, Helen’s death was real.
  89. Oh damn. The journal saved her. Impressive.
  90. Good callback with the hot sauce.
  91. The envelope is behind the picture.
  92. There it is.
  93. Benoit is just bullshitting now.
  94. Miles just steals things from other people and claims it as his own.
  95. Miles killed Andi and then was seen by Duke leaving, which is why he killed Duke too.
  96. Birdie’s mind is exploding now.
  97. Duke died from pineapple juice. My god.
  98. Benoit, you really gave the idea to Miles too.
  99. Yes Helen!
  100. Damnit Miles.
  101. And everyone is still too afraid to stand up to Miles.
  102. Yep. I hate Miles.
  103. Was anyone recording this whole thing?
  104. Let’s break all this glass!
  105. This looks so cathartic.
  106. Does the Mona Lisa have a recording or something? I mean, it has to play in here somewhere.
  107. NOT THE HYDROGEN FUEL
  108. I knew that glass onion was exploding and I’m so here for it.
  109. Wait, Helen torched Duke’s body too.
  110. Poor Mona Lisa. She just wanted to hang on the wall.
  111. Someone slap Miles please.
  112. He will be remembered in the same breathe as the Mona Lisa. Beautiful.
  113. Here come the police. Late.
  114. I kind of wanted to see Miles get taken down in society too. But I’ll take it.
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