Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

The Bachelor S27E11 Thoughts

  1. So, who thinks he’s single by now?
  2. Oh god, there’s three hours of this episode. Let me get more rum.
  3. Wow, they addressed Nashville, for about 10 seconds.
  4. A heap of trouble. You don’t say.
  5. Yes, bring in Ariel. I need to know if Zach told her about sleeping wth Gabi.
  6. Sidenote, I love Ariel’s earrings.
  7. So, he really was in the dark. And found it out from the episode. He really is a piece of crap.
  8. NOT ARIEL BRINGING UP THE SHOWER SCENES
  9. Preach Ariel. Preach!
  10. He really has no reason to have not told Ariel. He could have gone to see her at anytime to tell her.
  11. Ariel is far too good for him. She deserves the world.
  12. Ariel is destroying him with words, but it’s classy. Respect for the queen.
  13. Always remember the nudists.
  14. Um, no. You’d be engaged, not married.
  15. And there’s the shower scene.
  16. Does he mean the mistake was the rule and then screwing up or actually sleeping with Gabi?
  17. He’s really going to tell his parents about the overnights.
  18. Oh, thank god. Save us.
  19. Did Zach really say Gabi is so confident in them? Has he been living in a hole?
  20. He basically said it was a mistake though. How’s Gabi supposed to take that?
  21. She does not look convinced by his words.
  22. Question, does Zach even know what the Scarlet Letter is about?
  23. Gabi had to get wine before the discussion with Zach’s dad.
  24. Zach said Gabi is interesting, in a way that sounded surprised that a woman could be interesting. This man just rubs me the wrong way.
  25. I feel like him almost dying as a baby would have come up at some point.
  26. It’s been easy, until last week.
  27. Kaity said she feels safe and secure, yet felt the opposite a few days ago.
  28. Kaity crying: 2 times so far
  29. Zach’s dad is basically repeating the same thing to Kaity as he said to Gabi.
  30. Kaity crying: 3
  31. It’s kind of funny that one of Zach’s sisters almost never spoke.
  32. Kaity crying: 4
  33. Did he kiss Kaity and Gabi on the same bench?
  34. Zach’s shirt is hurting my eyes.
  35. She is wearing sandals or a hike. What producer thought that was a good idea?
  36. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great conversation.
  37. I’m hearing Kaity’s accent so much more this episode.
  38. There’s a third scenario. He leaves with no one.
  39. Well, the sound went out for some reason. The show is much better now
  40. Oh, a second of audio, and it’s gone again.
  41. Well, there’s horse riding and selfies with horses.
  42. Did it just skip to a commercial all of a sudden?
  43. Glad ABC has their shit together.
  44. They rolled it back a bit so we can hear it this time.
  45. I’m glad Gabi brought up the thing about Zach almost dying as a baby.
  46. Zach says something about the sweet things in life and Gabi downed her drink.
  47. You’re a gem. What kind of gem? I must know.
  48. Gabi, honey, none of us think he’s going to choose you.
  49. Do the contestants usually light the candles like that?
  50. Hahaha, not Jesse apologizing about the sound issues.
  51. …I swear to god. This season is Sean Lowe’s season, not Zach’s.
  52. I feel like Sean being here is just to pad time.
  53. I could not care less about the Kardashians.
  54. It’s still not a rule that the couple needs to be engaged at the end. I hate that it’s assumed they need to get engaged.
  55. Man is sweating through that shirt.
  56. Where’s Neil Lane? Give the man his cameo.
  57. OH MY GOD
  58. SHE KNOWS IT’S NOT HER
  59. She knows because there were no car tracks in that mud besides theirs. Clearly, she’s a tracker.
  60. Isn’t it usually the other person who talks first and not the bachelor/bachelorette?
  61. Zach saying he loves her unwavering confidence in them is so funny. She has no confidence in them.
  62. Zach, listen to her. Stop talking. She’s hurting.
  63. He’s known since they had sex and he felt he had to tell Kaity. She knew too.
  64. STOP TALKING
  65. She keeps telling him to stop and he won’t. Let the woman be. She doesn’t want your words or apologies.
  66. Get Gabi on a plane, away from there. She was prepared for heartbreak. You can just tell.
  67. It’s okay, Gabi. Man is beneath you.
  68. Gabi, work on your insecurities, and love yourself first.
  69. Mom: “she’s going to beat the shit out of Zach.”
  70. She’s calling it a mistake, sleeping with Zach, since he shared it with the world.
  71. The clapping for Zach is so muted.
  72. So, she felt protected by him until he betrayed her trust.
  73. Zach blatantly lied when he said it was just between her and him. Jeez.
  74. Oh damn. Gabi didn’t know he spilled to the cameras and everything.
  75. Never tell Zach a secret. He couldn’t keep one for 24 hours.
  76. How is there still half an hour to go?
  77. Zach didn’t let Gabi talk before, but Kaity gets to talk.
  78. Kaity’s accent became so much more pronounced during this speech.
  79. I feel like we really didn’t see how Kaity worked through the information about Zach and Gabi.
  80. I hate that fakeout line about no longer falling in love, but being in love.
  81. And there it is. They got engaged. Not surprising. Now, the big question. Are they still together?
  82. Oh, I guess they are.
  83. So, he just admitted he knew it was Kaity for a while, but still strung Gabi along.
  84. Do we have to talk about the shower scenes every five minutes?
  85. NATE
  86. I LOVE NATE
  87. Wow, they actually have a timeline for marriage too.
  88. Charity is so great.
  89. HER BROTHER HAHAHA
  90. Her brother is going to hide in the mansion to investigate the men. I love him!
  91. It’s a great disguise. Shut up, Jesse.
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