Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

The Bachelor S27E9 Thoughts

  1. Women tell all. Aka, cat fights.
  2. Honestly, I’m surprised it’s not Sean Lowe hosting this.
  3. If they visited me, they’d find my mom and I in pajamas, watching the show with our dog.
  4. This is so planned because no one is drinking at this party.
  5. DOG
  6. DOG IN DRESS
  7. Doggy is scared. Protect doggy.
  8. The teachers are drinking. That’s how you do it.
  9. I don’t remember most of these women. They made so little of an impact on me.
  10. They could just make a montage of Zach shower scenes.
  11. Oh god, not the griddy dance.
  12. Brooklyn really was involved in a lot of the drama, it seems.
  13. Who is Olivia? Did she go home night one?
  14. Oh, yes she did.
  15. Jesse can’t control the chaos, can he?
  16. I appreciate Christina accepting everything the other women said and wanting to be better.
  17. WHAT
  18. Anastasia had a boyfriend on the show?
  19. What is even happening?
  20. Who messaged Cat about someone watching Anastasia’s dog?
  21. Genevie is the only person trying to support Anastasia.
  22. But now she is turning against her because of the aggression thing.
  23. Preach Genevie, preach!
  24. Katherine said she’s showing compassion and love but treating Brooklyn like a child.
  25. Love how nothing got resolved in that one.
  26. Oh yes. When a woman shows negative emotions, Zach runs.
  27. I’m glad Jess did stand up for herself and her feelings.
  28. Jess came out of the show as a winner, because she learned to love herself.
  29. Body glitter for everyone!
  30. I forgot that Greer cried in front of Gabi’s door.
  31. Oh god, not the ASMR again.
  32. This show is not designed to let people play catchup.
  33. Yeah, this show has done a bad job at addressing things like this.
  34. I do appreciate Greer acknowledging that her actions and ignorance was racist. And she met with Dr. Banks to learn more about these issues.
  35. Snaps for Dr. Banks.
  36. Zach really didn’t give much of an answer to why he sent Katherine home.
  37. I’m glad Katherine was able to build a relationship with her mom after sharing her side of the story.
  38. Charity is such a sweet, wholesome person. I bet she’s the next bachelorette.
  39. Okay, go off ladies.
  40. What woman hasn’t practiced kissing on something like that?
  41. What?
  42. Why was there a tortilla slapping game?
  43. I mean, the line for the women’s bathroom is usually long. It would work.
  44. Welcome to a room full of your exes. Sounds fun to me.
  45. That still wasn’t a real answer about Zach’s decision about Katherine.
  46. Zach has trouble conveying his emotions.
  47. Blooper time.
  48. Not the butler struggling.
  49. Tarantula friend.
  50. Look at Zach learning things about mulled wine.
  51. Something “special.” Uh huh.
  52. Time to find out who the next bachelorette is.
  53. IT’S CHARITY
  54. I called it.
  55. Imagine if she had said Bachelor in Paradise instead.
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