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The Bachelor S27E8 Thoughts

  1. Why does every episode this season need a shower scene? Did they include it in Zach’s contract?
  2. So, Gabi’s hometown is first. Time for all the maple syrup.
  3. Pretty sure someone told him what to wear. He didn’t try to be dressed like a Vermont person.
  4. Stop sticking your fingers in the tree hole.
  5. Of course, Zach chose the fake syrup as his favorite.
  6. I hope they washed their hands after all that syrup. Imagine getting stuck to each other’s clothes because of syrup.
  7. Have they talked about anything besides maple syrup?
  8. Gabi looks just like her sister.
  9. DOG IN SWEATER
  10. THIS IS NOT A DRILL
  11. I appreciate the cameraman showing the dog.
  12. So, Gabi and Zach are both not at the love stage yet.
  13. Want to bet Gabi is the only woman to not tell Zach she’s in love with him?
  14. Question. How does anyone cry pretty? I look like a damn monster from the black lagoon when I cry.
  15. Where’s Ariel? I just see camouflage.
  16. Ariel’s dress looks so out of place i that resturant.
  17. Cow tongue, no thank you. I’m good.
  18. That speakeasy is so cool. I love speakeasies.
  19. We love a protective older brother.
  20. Ariel’s brother is so not happy with Zach before he even walked in.
  21. They really told her family about the nude couple right off the bat.
  22. Not going to lie, I love the barrels being used as tables.
  23. Zach has no answer to why Ariel should pick him. Great confidence.
  24. Oh, there’s his answer. Took him a bit to think of it.
  25. Bobby is sitting there, conducting a job interview while Zach flounders.
  26. Red flag alert. The smaller details are vital in a relationship. You should know those too.
  27. Hahaha, Bobby can’t even say Zach’s name.
  28. Zach cannot handle Ariel’s family. They are very intense and protective and he was not prepared.
  29. Did the commercials cut into Charity talking for anyone else?
  30. Oh, family meeting first before the date.
  31. Her brother shed a tear when he saw her. Where do I find these men?
  32. I hope they let the cameramen have food too.
  33. Charity forgot where their first date was. Yikes.
  34. Cue the tears.
  35. Charity has her own entourage.
  36. I love her group of friends. They are so loving towards each other.
  37. Her family and friends are really preparing her for a rejection and I feel like that says a lot about the outcome of the rose ceremony at the end of the episode.
  38. But that isn’t digging deep, Charity.
  39. Crying runs in her family.
  40. If she says she’s falling in love in an alley.
  41. And she did.
  42. We have almost an hour left for Kaity’s date and the rose ceremony. Clearly something goes down.
  43. I wonder if Kaity and Zach will run into some of Zach’s friends. Accidentally, of course.
  44. Is Kaity gluten free?
  45. She’s only lived there for a few weeks. I’m surprised they didn’t have Zach visit her family’s home town instead.
  46. Zach is not good for work around the house, is he?
  47. Kaity really just brought him home to help her set things up.
  48. This is a lot of tears for a hometown dates episode.
  49. Does Kaity not have a kitchen table? They have their food on the floor.
  50. I am uncomfortable with Zach rubbing Kaity’s leg like that in front of her family.
  51. I feel like Kaity’s mom is going to absolutely obliterate Zach.
  52. Kaity is the only one he said he could see himself falling in love with.
  53. Kaity has some trust issues with men and it seems like her mom kind of feeds into it.
  54. And there’s the second falling in love.
  55. Zach has not said it to any of the women yet.
  56. Okay, how many times have we seen Sean Lowe this season?
  57. He didn’t say much at all about Charity, did he?
  58. Did Zach’s ears get very sunburned or am I losing it?
  59. I wish the producers had shown us more about Zach. We know literally nothing about him and I can’t take what the women say about him at face value because we haven’t seen it.
  60. He either sends Ariel home because her family was the most intense, or Charity because he looked so uncomfortable there.
  61. Ariel, Kaity, and Gabi got roses.
  62. There’s been rumors that Charity may be the next bachelorette so this doesn’t surprise me.
  63. Did… did they really start the van to end the conversation like music at the Oscars?
  64. Zach never had a reason to not choose Charity. There wasn’t any.
  65. And now he’s crying too.
  66. WHO PUTS MUSTARD ON PANCAKES?
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