Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

The Bachelor S27E7 Thoughts

  1. Zach has said every city is the epitome of romance. Man does not understand.
  2. Gabi’s outfit is giving me Gilmore Girls or Gossip Girl vibes. I would like to point out that I haven’t watched either of those shows.
  3. Why are the women all in the bathtub? Take your shoes off, people.
  4. Comment from mom when Kat started talking: “oh, be quiet. I don’t like you.”
  5. Nice belly slap…
  6. I want to go on that thing. All the way up, Jeeves.
  7. Kaity didn’t ask what his favorite color is.
  8. Shacklecross. Somebody fact check that.
  9. Not the coughing immediately after kissing.
  10. Is this really a thing in Budapest? Because that’s really cute.
  11. Kaity said he looks like the perfect man. My mom said he looks like the perfect sheep.
  12. It has to be a two-on-one with Brooklyn and Kat, right?
  13. Oh, it’s not. Brooklyn gets a one-on-one. That is actually surprising.
  14. Zach, stop walking so fast. Kaity is struggling to keep up.
  15. Big word for this show; flabbergasted.
  16. A man, just a man.
  17. So, she had two father figures leave her. It’s not her fault at all. But that does mess up a child.
  18. Greer’s back. I wonder if she built a pillow fort in her hotel room.
  19. That theater is so cool!
  20. MAGIC TIME
  21. Gabi got the heart. Magic heart. Disney princess right there.
  22. I want to know why the letter B is on the other side of that guy’s chalkboard.
  23. I want to see the mentalist read Zach’s mind.
  24. Charity’s was a pretty obvious one word choice.
  25. That was not very convincing, Kat.
  26. Zach looks flabbergasted by hearing Kat thought about walking away.
  27. He didn’t even need to read her mind. No word for Kat.
  28. Kat really needs to carry a tissue box with her at all times.
  29. Currently distracted by my cat rolling around in catnip.
  30. Charity, sweetie, if you have a lot of things to work through, maybe don’t go on such an anxiety inducing show.
  31. I want to know what those drinks are. So pink.
  32. Ariel’s dad sounds amazing. He will be a riot at hometowns.
  33. Zach doesn’t know how to handle these stories.
  34. The mentalist is actually working for a therapist. It’s a way to help drum up business.
  35. Uh oh, Gabi is sprialing.
  36. And Kat’s crying about not having a one-on-one. She’s totally going home now. Zach can’t handle the emotions.
  37. That face did not say he was feeling better though.
  38. And Gabi gets the rose. He loves her quirkiness.
  39. Kat’s going to start crying again.
  40. Kat said she’s doing all the things they’re supposed to be doing. What does that mean? Who told her what things to do?
  41. It’s just a bit nippy, says the woman wearing a crop top.
  42. Will Zach send Greer home here, or wait for the cocktail party?
  43. Oh yeah, Greer’s going home.
  44. She really got flown to Budapest to get immediately dumped.
  45. I’m sorry, is Greer doing ASMR right now?
  46. If he really thought it wasn’t going to work because of the time lost, he should have told her before they even flew her out.
  47. What would they do if she didn’t know how to ride a bike? Just watch her fall?
  48. Brooklyn is doing the drunk biking routine.
  49. Oh yes, the obligatory balloon ride.
  50. The older people playing chess in the pool. I love it.
  51. This couple is adorable.
  52. I’m trying to figure this out. She said her mom dropped everything to help her. But she was raised by her grandpa.
  53. He’s sending her home. It’s the look in his eyes that says it.
  54. Zach is saying this breakup speech in a monotone.
  55. Zach’s farewell compliment was “you are awesome.”
  56. They went right into the rose ceremony. No cocktail party for you.
  57. I’m guessing he sends home Kat.
  58. Gabi, Kaity, Ariel, and Charity got roses. Time to let the Kat out of the bag.
  59. Oh, Zach’s crying now too.
  60. Jesse really had to come hug him. I never really saw a connection between Zach and Kat.
  61. Not all the women watching Zach cry.
  62. Bathtub bonding. Love it.
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