- Every week, I mentally prep myself for the episode, and then I remember what’s going to happen in it. No prepping can prepare me.
- Can we meet that couple again from last episode? I loved them.
- Joel’s been bleeding out for a week. Get him a health kit, stat.
- Joel, do not tell her to leave. We covered this last time. She is staying with you.
- Ellie, honey, don’t leave the man. He needs a blood transfusion at this point.
- Running laps in a gym. Memories of high school are flooding back.
- Give Ellie her headphones. Also, why is she the only one who gets to use headphones while running?
- YEAH ELLIE
- SHE GAVE THAT GIRL 15 STITCHES
- You’re so smart, you’re stupid. Great line.
- I like this captain. He’s better than the ones in Kansas City, that’s for sure.
- Where did she even find that thing?
- NO PUN INTENDED
- Not a great joke, Riley. Ellie could have knifed you.
- Ellie doesn’t like people seeing her change. Same girl.
- Riley, loaded question. You disapear for three weeks and then ask for trust.
- What was that about no guards?
- I want to know what Carol did.
- Give me sassy Ellie all day.
- 7 floors. My knees are crying.
- Who is this and how’d he die?
- He took himself out.
- DAMN JUMPSCARE
- Damn, Riley saw her dead parents. Yikes.
- Don’t mix drinking and shooting guns.
- 40… or 50….
- That seems very different from Marlene in the game.
- My little legs could never make these jumps.
- Because FEDRA’s stupid. We covered this, Riley.
- Why would she be so sure FEDRA doesn’t know the mall is connected? They could know and just not do anything about it.
- The four wonders of the mall. And those are?
- Who hasn’t gone backwards on an escalator?
- That employee was fired for sure. They weren’t back in five minutes.
- Not a Victoria’s Secret. Hahahaha
- Aw, Ellie fixing her hair is so cute.
- Carousel time.
- Must pet all the horses.
- Drinking on a carousel. Must add to my bucket list.
- Riley, you should see how Kansas City turned out.
- Riley’s older and was going to work on sewage detail. I’d leave too.
- The photo booth.
- Seeing real money in this is so weird.
- I guess people didn’t need the paper from the booth in the apocaylpse.
- Would all the games be linked to just the lights of the mall? I feel like the arcade would have its own power to turn the games on.
- It’s Mortal Kombat time!
- Smash the buttons. Me playing a game.
- Not the panning camera. That makes me nervous.
- Why the creepy dolls? Just why?
- OH HELL NO
- DINOSAUR
- I mean, I would also be your friend if you got me tacos.
- THE PUN BOOK STRIKES AGAIN
- I like this added story about Riley being posted at the mall.
- Dramatic moment at the mall food court. That’s where all dramatic revelations occur.
- Was the last wonder her pun book? Was it the halloween store we didn’t get to see?
- HALLOWEEN STORE
- That scream terrified me.
- Riley, this music doesn’t suck.
- I hate that clown mask so much.
- Give them their moment.
- Damnit clicker. Let them have their momet.
- STAB THAT BITCH!
- Not Riley crying. That hurts worse.
- Find some medicine. Anything. Come on Ellie!
- Let’s be all poetic and shit.
- Sterlize that needle. We don’t need to give him an infection.
- Joel, pass out from the pain. It’s okay. We all understand.
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