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Bachelor in Paradise S8E15 Thoughts

  1. I really just want Wells to be the host for all the bachelor shows.
  2. WELL’S STORYTIME
  3. Painfully single. Hahaha
  4. I completely forgot that Romeo was there at one point.
  5. Logan always made things a mess.
  6. Nothing better touch my adorable couple, Brandon and Serene.
  7. Poor Mara. She’s all alone.
  8. Mara is actually being classy here and bowing out before the cocktail party. Smart move.
  9. Hahaha. Of course, no one has had the necessary conversations. Why do they always feel the need to wait until the cocktail parties to have serious discussions about their relationships?
  10. Let’s have some rejections. Need to shake things up again.
  11. Genevieve and Aaron are both overthinkers and terrible at reading signals.
  12. Watch Kate reject Logan’s rose.
  13. Is she really going to reject him there?
  14. Honestly, they are both bad people. It was not a good relationship. Kate could have broke it off before the ceremony but she had to do it in front of everyone instead.
  15. Kate was so focused on money during this.
  16. And here comes Jesse to stir things up again.
  17. The twins are so not ready for the real world.
  18. Oh, Tyler said he loves her and wants to meet her family. That’s so cute.
  19. They are just leaving together now. Go, cuties, go!
  20. I don’t think Shanae is on the same page. Considering she’s already crying before they even started talking.
  21. Shanae is projecting a bit and trying to push him away. That age gap really scares her.
  22. She is obsessed with Tiktoks. Did he ever mention those?
  23. Justin and Florence broke up so amicably.
  24. Three relationships over, one left together, and one staying together so far.
  25. Victoria seems ready for an engagment, but not Johnny.
  26. Oh, maybe I’m wrong.
  27. Maybe not?
  28. That was confusing Johnny.
  29. Genevieve and Aaron would need couples therapy, for sure.
  30. Is he breaking up with her or asking her to do more?
  31. Finally. They were not a good couple.
  32. She did threaten to leave every time she was upset with him. And she doesn’t even want to talk to him now.
  33. She’s not going to say anything to anyone now.
  34. Is she going to go yell at him now?
  35. She had her chance to talk to him and didn’t even say a word.
  36. Genevieve wanted to fight about it.
  37. They lacked any ability to communicate in a healthy manner and are blaming each other now.
  38. Danielle and Michael are so sweet together and I hope they make it work.
  39. Why is Michael so adorable? God, I’m crying over this compass.
  40. They really are mom and dad.
  41. For once, Jesse had good news to give them.
  42. NOT THE SYNCHRONIZED PEEING
  43. Johnny called Victoria the wrong name. Hahaha
  44. Still unsure if Johnny is ready. But Serene and Brandon are so ready to get engaged.
  45. Brandon is really a romantic.
  46. That is the question, Victoria.
  47. Johnny, that may require some therapy to work through.
  48. So, Johnny isn’t quite ready and needs time to think about it.
  49. The moths are being the best wingmen.
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