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The Bachelor S27E3 Thoughts (featuring Jacy)

  1. Obligatory shower scene.
  2. I forgot that he already got rid of 13 wome.
  3. A night date. Oooh.
  4. Kaity gets the night date.
  5. Not the sniffing. Awkward.
  6. Why does Zach’s glass look so much bigger?
  7. Why are they giggling so much?
  8. There have been multiple movies about nights in a museum. Maybe don’t go in there at night.
  9. Knocking at a door. Clearly a jumpscare.
  10. A group date of 15. That will go well, clearly.
  11. I love museum dates though. I want to go to a museum. Someone take me there.
  12. What does Kaity define as romantic? She said she hasn’t experienced anything romantic. So, no love notes, flowers, nothing?
  13. The toxic, long lasting relationship. Been there.
  14. I wonder what we missed. She got so emotional all of a sudden, but we didn’t see why.
  15. Is appreciate Zach’s go to word?
  16. Oh, butterflies in the tummy. Take a shot.
  17. How forward. Spending the night together at the museum.
  18. Not the silk pajamas.
  19. Oooh, do they do the thing?
  20. Walk of shame time.
  21. Oh no. No sleep too. They had some fun times there.
  22. I would hate to be the janitor who had to clean up the museum area they slept in afterwards.
  23. Not the awkward football is like love comparison.
  24. You think they get to keep the jerseys and helmets with their names on it?
  25. Oh god. The blue Ball-Zachs.
  26. Anastasia is down. Did she get a concussion?
  27. Nope. She’s fine. Now she gets to spend time with Zach instead of playing.
  28. Gabi may need a bathroom break.
  29. Shirt pulling. That’s a foul!
  30. I think.
  31. Ball Zachs won, by using the no rules thing to their advantage.
  32. Jacy: I want Gabi to say I peed my pants for nothing.
  33. Ok. Just throw half your body on Zach immediately after sitting down.
  34. Christina is really throwing that one-on-one in the other women’s faces.
  35. Producers, we don’t need to see them kissing that closely for that long.
  36. Oh, it’s a box and not just a letter.
  37. I bet it’s a parachute.
  38. Wait, what?
  39. Oof, not the bridesmaids comment.
  40. Jacy: look at those resting bitch faces.
  41. Take a shot every time Christina mentions her one-on-one.
  42. She got called out for it too. I support that call out.
  43. Bailey says like so much. I can’t handle it.
  44. NOT SOMEONE INTERRUPTING WHEN ZACH IS BASICALLY TRYING TO SEND BAILEY HOME
  45. Bailey went back to talk to Zach and he’s probably sending her home now.
  46. Yep, off she goes. He didn’t even offer to walk her out.
  47. Christina is smirking there while everyone else looks sad.
  48. Charity got the group date rose. We didn’t really see him talk to anyone else besides Bailey.
  49. I’m pretty sure they are all mad about not getting the rose, but every time Christina says something, she is just trying to draw attention to her.
  50. And she knows it too. Christina really said, yeah. I make it about me.
  51. Oh, the dress is actually a jumpsuit. Makes sense now.
  52. So, she really is jumping out of the plane in that jumpuit/dress thing.
  53. Did that guy really have to say they are off the ground? It’s pretty obvious.
  54. Why didn’t Zach and Aly have helmets on?
  55. Hot tub time.
  56. Surprise performance by Griffin Palmer. Do I know who that is? Nope.
  57. Zach wants a pool party so he can see all the women in bikinis.
  58. That was a sad chicken fight.
  59. ARIEL, PUT SUNSCREEN ON
  60. She is so red.
  61. I feel like Brianna was in her head from the beginning and seems to be sort of self-sabotaging.
  62. Oh, Brianna is throwing Christina’s name out there to Zach since she is leaving.
  63. Christina looks like she’s had quite a few drinks already.
  64. And there’s the crying on the steps.
  65. She finally mentioned her daughter again. Been a while.
  66. It looks like Brooklyn is telling the truth about the group date rose.
  67. And he talked with Charity about it too, to make sure.
  68. So, she’s not completely isolated there either. There are some other women there who checked on Christina.
  69. And of course, Christina is standing between Brookyln and Charity.
  70. WAIT, WHO IS THAT WITH A SLING? Edit: it’s Genevie.
  71. Charity, Aly, Kaity, Jess, Gabi, Ariel, Genevie, Greer, Kat, Kylee, Davia, Anastasia, Brooklyn, and Mercedes got roses.
  72. Christina is heading home.
  73. When there’s only one person not getting a rose at the ceremony, it would be so much better if the lead just pulled that person aside instead of doing the Rose Ceremony.
  74. The ick. Been there, felt that.
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