Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

The Bachelor S27E2 Thoughts

  1. I don’t remember any of these women and it’s only been a week.
  2. Why did the put Jesse’s age on his title card?
  3. Thank god for the names for all the women though. I need it for all the women at all times.
  4. Incredibly intimate. That means some weird yoga thing, doesn’t it?
  5. Define big, big love.
  6. Did they keep the party bus from that one woman who showed up with it?
  7. Oh, big, big energy. Latto.
  8. Oh, okay. Dance circle first. Not a bad start.
  9. Producer: are you a good dancer? Zach: nope.
  10. So, we’ve got Victoria, Tahzjuan, and Courtney. Why are they here?
  11. I find it rather weird they brought Victoria out when people weren’t happy about her from Paradise.
  12. None of the women they brought out are married though. So, this seems really weird.
  13. Not the cat ears on Cat.
  14. Kylee stole a kiss. MBA dancer. Yeah, she had a head’s up on everyone else.
  15. I appreciate them asking the women for a story about being a bad bitch and standing up for themselves, instead of a story about sex or trauma like usual.
  16. Brookyln stole another kiss with a tequila shot.
  17. I want to hear Zach tell his own bad bitch story.
  18. Zach said he wanted to learn more about Katherine, and then learned literally nothing in that conversation.
  19. What happened with Brianna? Is she just feeling self-doubt?
  20. That seemed a little underhanded though. Crying just to get the rose there. I can’t tell if it was genuine or not.
  21. It’s not Tahz, is it?
  22. She really decided to jump in.
  23. This is why they shouldn’t bring the single women from bachelor nation into dates. This always happens.
  24. Yes, she did indeed come with a question. The question is can she join?
  25. Is this why the producers had Zach send home ten women on the first night? To make room for others?
  26. He didn’t agree right away.
  27. Initiative wasn’t taken by some of the women, but this is awkward.
  28. How long was Tahz on her season? She was sent home the very first night.
  29. Oh damn. Zach said no.
  30. YES PRODUCER
  31. BAD BITCHES CAN CRY
  32. Oh, Katherine got the rose. Even though he didn’t learn anything about her. All right then.
  33. His hug with Brianna was also kind of awkward. Worried for her.
  34. I forgot he and Christina met before.
  35. Glad we get to see them actually discussing normal first date things.
  36. Is a helicopter ride considered intimate in Bachelor terms?
  37. Oh, not the meeting the family on the first date. This isn’t intimate. It’s uncomfortable.
  38. And not the birthday celebration. Pictures will be taken, I’m sure.
  39. I would be so annoyed if someone took me on a first date to a family gathering, at least without telling me in advance.
  40. WHAT WAS THAT PICTURE
  41. HAHAHAHA
  42. His mom really said, baby picture time.
  43. How old is Christina’s daughter?
  44. So, she’s almost six. Christina was young when she had her.
  45. Who’s taking care of her daughter while she’s on the show?
  46. Selfish? Is he sending her home because of her daughter?
  47. If he had told her about meeting his family beforehand, would she have told him about her daughter then? That could have saved them from this.
  48. Oh, so he is giving her the rose.
  49. They have been casting for Senior Bachelor for years.
  50. I lived in New York City and I’ve never heard of people hiding their emotions because of living in NYC.
  51. They are sweating a lot.
  52. Zach really wants to set the record for kissing the most women in his season.
  53. I feel like he just trauma dumped a bit when she just wanted a fun fact. But you do you.
  54. I find it funny that Brookyln doesn’t want to hear about other women kissing him when she kissed him in front of all the others at the date.
  55. Not Zachie-poo.
  56. Yeah, Gabi is definitely spewing a lot of words now.
  57. Gabi is going to get into her head for sure.
  58. We are seeing the producers interact with the contestants a lot more now.
  59. Take a shot every time they say bad bitch.
  60. Zach brought up Christina meeting the family, making it so awkward.
  61. What the frick indeed, Zach.
  62. Gabi knows the way to his heart is candy.
  63. Lady and the Tramping never really works.
  64. I don’t think Brianna will last long. She isn’t prepared for the other women dating him at the same time.
  65. I do appreciate Brianna bringing it up.
  66. Christina didn’t really care about how her words hurt her. But they don’t have to be girlfriends, like Brianna wants either.
  67. Brianna seems more protective of herself, and the comment from Christina shows that. It makes sense that Zach sees it too.
  68. Jess, Christina, Katherine, Brooklyn, Genevie, Greer, Aly, Charity, Katy, Gabi, Ariel, Anastasia, Kylee, Davia, Mercedes, Bailey, and Brianna all got roses.
  69. Cat, Kimberly, and one other whose name they didn’t remind me of were sent home.
  70. GIRLS DO FART
  71. DON’T LIE
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