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Bachelor in Paradise S8E13 Thoughts

  1. Oh, right. Eliza went after Justin after he left.
  2. Rodney got hurt and everyone is a mess. That man is a cinnamon roll.
  3. God, Brandon is also a cinnamon roll. He’s so upset about this.
  4. Time for this awkward meeting.
  5. Justin looks so flabbergasted by this development.
  6. Would Justin want to be her second choice though?
  7. But she did cave to outside pressure, so she could do it again.
  8. Yeah, Eliza didn’t treat either of them the way they wanted to be treated.
  9. And Justin really said, thank you, next.
  10. He was straightforward about it. Have to be thankful for that.
  11. I thought she said she’d go back in. No goodbye for Justin.
  12. Mara….Mara. I vaguely recall her.
  13. Oh, Marinara. Got it.
  14. Well, that’s awkward, Mara. It’s the exact opposite of what you expect.
  15. Andrew isn’t looking at you. That says a lot. He looks so uncomfortable with Mara.
  16. No one is interested in her so far. Very awkward.
  17. Mara is using that date card as a fan the entire time.
  18. The land of kangaroos and koalas. Call it Australia, Kate.
  19. Is this Justin’s second food date? Ugh. I hate these dates.
  20. Johnny’s dad called him porkchop? My god.
  21. I forgot that Kate told Logan to step it up at the rose ceremony.
  22. Kate is just so hung up on money and status.
  23. Kate, you were critiquing him. Don’t deny it.
  24. Logan does try, and Kate just wants someone to do everything for her and do what she wants at all times.
  25. Kate really said don’t change, but be different – dad watching three seconds of the show and giving his opinion on what happened
  26. Take a drink every time Mara says sauce.
  27. Justin really hasn’t talked to Florence at all. At least break it off if you want to hang with Mara instead.
  28. Florence really said, peace bitch.
  29. Oh, now he wants to talk.
  30. Now he wants to pursue Florence instead of Mara. But didn’t say anything to Mara about it either. Dude, make up your mind.
  31. So, Justin just said he wants to pursue Florence. Let’s see if he sticks with it.
  32. Good boy, Justin.
  33. Andrew, stay loyal, my friend.
  34. Oh, Andrew did some light social media stalking about Ency.
  35. Logan has dated like half the beach. Stop talking to new people.
  36. Andrew, why? You saw what happened with Rodney and Eliza. Why risk it?
  37. Kate has murder eyes right now.
  38. This is not a healthy relationship. Logan, just run.
  39. He never said he didn’t want her to have a reaction.
  40. That date was like four days ago, Kate.
  41. Kate wants him to read her mind.
  42. Damn, Lyndsey really talked to one guy and was like, nah.
  43. Johnny is the friend Logan needs right now.
  44. Was this supposed to be a double date too?
  45. Maybe Andrew should have expressed his thoughts to Jessenia about not really feeling it.
  46. Wording Ency, wording.
  47. Poor Jessenia. He was so interested in her before too.
  48. I feel like Andrew just wanted something new to change things up overall.
  49. And here’s Gabby and Rachel. Logan looks like he’s see a ghost.
  50. Maybe two ghosts.
  51. Logan, close your mouth before a bug flies in.
  52. Are they there to actually find dates?
  53. Why is it cold chocolate? I hate that date.
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