Bachelor in Paradise S8E12 Thoughts

  1. So, I thought Kate didn’t like Hayden during the last episode. Yet, she still is somehow interested now.
  2. Cue dramatic rain for dramatic conversation.
  3. Say blase one more time, Kate.
  4. Well, Hayden looks shocked by this development. Sucks for him.
  5. Kate is talking to everyone about Logan being 7 years younger, and not as rich. She is very obsessed with his career.
  6. My sister in christ, I am 33.
  7. The number of red flags Hayden gives off is apparently hidden by his money in Kate’s eyes.
  8. Genevieve always looks ready to murder Aaron.
  9. He did that on purpose. My god. I would smack him.
  10. Kate hasn’t talked about this with either guy.
  11. Pick Rodney, please. He’s so precious.
  12. She’s much more open and flirtatious with Justin than with Rodney. And I hate it.
  13. And then she made out with Justin in view of Rodney.
  14. Good thing Eliza was never the bachelorette. She wouldn’t be able to get through one rose ceremony.
  15. Brandon and Serene are still the cutest couple.
  16. Oh thank god. Kate picked Logan.
  17. Yeah, that was a crappy move. Kate basically said Logan needs to do more, but didn’t specify anything and hasn’t said what she wants from him.
  18. She’s picking Justin.
  19. OH THANK GOD
  20. SAVE MY BOY RODNEY
  21. Jacob, Hayden, and Justin go home. Along with one more that I can’t remember.
  22. Is Eliza going to regret it now?
  23. She better not ask for Justin to come back.
  24. I love how the guys are just chowing down while congratulating Aaron.
  25. Time for the couple date card.
  26. I want to go on a date with Wells.
  27. Wells on a donkey is so fitting.
  28. Is this like the same date where Chris Harrison kept popping up?
  29. Wells for mayor. I’d vote for him.
  30. Who is making drinks while Wells tags along on the date?
  31. The important question. Woods or ocean.
  32. Stop smelling people.
  33. Rodney seems so happy. Eliza is probably crying somewhere.
  34. Oh look. I called it. Crying in bed.
  35. I feel like Eliza is on the wrong show.
  36. Everyone else is sure about Rodney. Just not Eliza.
  37. Was that her suitcase handle?
  38. Oh, Eliza is totally leaving, isn’t she?
  39. Eliza, answer his question.
  40. So, she’s blaming everyone else for liking Rodney more which is why she picked him.
  41. My poor Rodney.
  42. Ugh, he didn’t deserve this.
  43. Eliza knew Justin for less than a week. And left Rodney, the sweetest guy, for him.
  44. God, I want to give Rodney a hug.
  45. I do appreciate all of his friends there, hugging him and comforting him though. We usually don’t get to see that on this show.
  46. No one is checking on Eliza. That says a lot.
  47. Everyone is so upset for Rodney. Group cry is now in session.
  48. The girl’s going to check on Eliza is also nice to see, but you know they are all thinking she made the wrong decision.
  49. Oh, do we actually get to see her meet up with Justin?
  50. Oh Jacob. How I will miss you.

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