1. I see fire in paradise, and I just think of the birthday cake that was sacrificed.
2. Wells as the principal is so accurate.
3. Oh god. Discount Grocery Store Joe is here.
4. How many times will he mention his dog this time?
5. I forgot he was the one who called Gabby rough around the edges.
6. His core values: his dog.
7. Yet he still went on two shows, leaving his dog behind.
8. Kate is really out here telling Hayden to ask her without saying it.
9. She really needs to stop with the mind games.
10. He’s not going to say what Kate wants to hear, so she’s going to be mad about it.
11. You have to love this lack of clear communication.
12. I want to go ziplining there. It looks fun.
13. Hayden is terrified. Beautiful.
14. Speak about what you’re feeling. What a concept, Logan.
15. Time to talk about the dog again. I love dogs, but he seems to be using the money he spent on his dog as a way to gain pity from girls.
16. Oof, there’s the rough around the edges comment.
17. Glad Kate realized Hayden sucks.
18. They need to stop wanting the person who they are talking to to decide for them about going on other dates. It just gets messy.
19. Poor Rodney. He doesn’t deserve to get hurt. He’s so precious.
20. Everyone really does love Rodney.
21. He should really have talked to Rodney before taking Eliza on the date.
22. Damn, everyone on that beach wants Eliza to choose Rodney.
23. She shouldn’t have been relying on Rodney to make the decision for her.
24. I don’t like how Eliza is acting towards him.
25. She said everything was perfect, but still wanted to test him. I hate that.
26. Eliza really went right to Justin and started making out with him. If I was Rodney, I’d leave. She is just toying with him.
27. And here comes the twins.
28. They didn’t ask, they just said names and wanted to talk with them.
29. Aaron, stop making up rumors.
30. Oh, how sad. My recording stopped there. Now I have to miss the awkward burrito date. Woe is me.

A quick recap of what I missed. Justin and Joey took Florence and Shanae on the double date. And it was apparently fun. Not sure if any drama came from that one. Genevieve wanted to tell Aaron she was falling in love with him, but a fight broke out between them, which ended with Genevieve about to leave and Aaron rushing after her, telling her not to go and that he’s falling in love too.