Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

Bachelor in Paradise S8E9 Thoughts

  1. Time to reunite the groups. Let the drama ensue.
  2. Why isn’t Wells the host of the show yet?
  3. If you see a turtle, buy a lottery ticket. I’ve never heard that one, but okay.
  4. I still want to know who thought splitting the groups up was a good idea.
  5. Did they split up for only a week? I thought it was longer.
  6. “You are going back to a very different beach.” Sends them to an actually different beach somewhere else. Someone needs to hire me for this show. I have great ideas.
  7. Were Jill and Jacob good together? I just don’t see it.
  8. Not the crab running too.
  9. Wait, who is Florence? She’s from Bachelor in Australia.
  10. Did Aaron go on any dates that I missed?
  11. Aaron really needs to work on his pauses. Stop making the conversation dramatic dude.
  12. Aaron was really just playing sharks and minnows. I love it.
  13. Shanae is going to go off on Logan and I am here for it.
  14. Shanae, hun, he is not waiting for you.
  15. Sarah just wants to see Logan get obliviated. I applaud that.
  16. The response to I missed you is not yeah.
  17. I just love when guys don’t feel like expressing themselves about something until later, which causes bigger problems. Just love it.
  18. Shanae walked away at least. But Logan is the one who looks upset.
  19. Oh, the I hate him.
  20. But seriously, why go sit in a place where Shanae can hear and see them? That’s just rude.
  21. Angry crying. I also suffer from that.
  22. Jessenia runing back over to watch the show while eating ice cream is me.
  23. Logan was the guy who couldn’t decide between two women before so this is no surprise to me that he isn’t treating her well.
  24. I never liked Shanae, but he’s giving me red flags for sure.
  25. I feel like Kate just wants to force Shanae to blow up to prove she hasn’t changed. Let Shanae try to grow and be better.
  26. See? Kate even admitted it. She wants to hurt Shanae.
  27. Why would Jacob even try pursuing Kate?
  28. And there’s Jacob, doing yoga with his legs in the air.
  29. Jacob really wanted Jill to connect with someone else to save him the trouble of breaking up.
  30. It sounds like Jacob wrote this out and memorized it.
  31. Damn, Jill is leaving after that.
  32. And Jacob went back to his meditation.
  33. I’m sorry. Did this guy just put mayo and mustard on eggs?
  34. I love Andrew. He’s such a sweetie.
  35. Johnny is going to be crushed.
  36. Brandon is so excited. That was so cute.
  37. Is that the first I love yous on this season?
  38. Oof, Johnny is so hurt by this.
  39. Victoria, let Johnny sulk for a bit. He needs his bro time.
  40. Victoria is ready for those babies.
  41. Johnny is so hung up on the list.
  42. Victoria is really asking the right questions for what she wants.
  43. Johnny was being rather defensive. Those were all good questions to ask someone who you want to spend your life with.
  44. Brandon plotting where to hide to avoid drama is such a mood.
  45. Victoria really yelled Alex’s name immediately in front of Johnny.
  46. Why did Jessenia grab Tyler?
  47. Victoria, don’t kiss Alex in front of Johnny.
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