- I was in the middle of nowhere with terrible Wi-Fi and missed multiple episodes, but I’m able to start watching again.
- I missed plenty of drama. Why did they separate the women and men?
- So, the new men and women don’t even get names in the opening? Damn.
- Who is Eliza? Do I like her?
- Rodney does not look prepared for this.
- I’m glad Rodney is upfront about his feelings and not letting Lacey suffer.
- I appreciate the other guys coming over to comfort her, too. Led by daddy Michael.
- And the guys coming to check on Rodney. These are the relationships I love to see on this show.
- I need a recap of who is into who. Someone, draw me a diagram.
- I forgot that Brandon made it to the engagements on Michelle’s season.
- Why did Lace have the ability to go back to the beach but Brandon can’t go to the hotel?
- Jill and Jacob. Was that happening before? Did I miss that entire relationship?
- I think Jill misses the beach. Just my opinion though.
- Oh, they don’t know that Lace left.
- Everyone yelling when Jesse walked in is a representation of what the audience feels when they see him.
- I don’t like Jesse leading the discussion to determine who stays and goes like this. It’s uncomfortable.
- Jesse is the man in a candy van handing out anxiety.
- Whose plan was it to split the group up?
- Like, imagine Rick and Olu watching this back and hearing the group full out saying they aren’t interested in either of them.
- Which one is Alex again?
- Wait, who is this woman? Ad she’s also into Jacob.
- Geometry beach, baby.
- Jacob, read the room. Or the beach.
- Please stop laughing like that, Jacob.
- Oh damn. Is Kate about to take Logan after he went on a date the day before?
- Before I do that. Oh ouch.
- Who are those people? Camera guys? Workers? What?
- Poor Jacob.
- He should have talked to Sarah first.
- Sarah is an angry crier too. I feel that.
- Time for drunk girl time.
- Isn’t there a rule about how many drinks can be given out each hour?
- I think this is the first time I’ve really seen drunk people on this show.
- Damn, three dates in a week. Logan is cleaning up. Two more and he gets a free drink.
- Jacob needs a hug.
- Nope. I don’t need someone I don’t know giving me a massage on the first date.
- Baby Jesus listens.
- How many metaphors will Kate say? That’s a drinking game that would kill me.
- Damn, the absolute lack of being on the same page is stark.
- Age shouldn’t always determine things, but also it matters.
- Not the princess carry.
- Oof, not the comparisons to the exes. But also, yeah. I would avoid someone if they looked like an ex too.
- Victoria wants five kids. Jeez. Five kids in this climate.
- You’re pretty cool. Great compliment.
- Brittany and Tyler said they needed to have conversations before diving into anything, yet they immediately started making out anyway.
- The group going to eavesdrop is so relatable.
- Genieve creeping around to find out what’s happening is also relatable.
- Logan is so in…into someone else.
- Whatever editor put that music over the guys jumping in water deserves a raise.
Everything with Em
A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass
Everything with Em 
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