Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

She-Hulk: Attorney at Law E1 Thoughts

  1. Dennis, I also will kill you.
  2. So, we are starting with her already being a hulk?
  3. Oh, time to address the audience.
  4. I missed Bruce.
  5. I want to know who Ched is.
  6. The spaceship said no about Steve being a virgin.
  7. Time for Bruce to hulk out.
  8. Question. How did she lose her shoes in the crash?
  9. Wait. Did she become a hulk when Bruce’s blood got into her cut?
  10. I love these women. You do not need him, or her, or them. And they just gave her shoes, clothes, and makeup.
  11. Ugh, I hate men like this. She’s clearly not interested.
  12. And off we go, hulking out.
  13. This backstory is really moving fast.
  14. Iron man’s mask? Wait. What?
  15. Loving this music though.
  16. Oh, Bruce has Iron man’s mask too.
  17. His lab is in Mexico. Now it’s funnier that Hulk had tacos in Endgame.
  18. Bruce, she is right. Work on pauses in your sentences.
  19. Nah, Jen’s better Bruce.
  20. She needed food. Feed the poor woman.
  21. Stressful situations. She’s a lawyer. It’s all stress.
  22. She’s turned only once. I would have been pissed immediately during this conversation.
  23. Yeah, let’s watch some Pixar.
  24. Jen is so accurate. The baseline of any woman existing is anger and fear.
  25. What did you expect Bruce?
  26. Jen has full control in her hulk self.
  27. I feel like there’s another being in there, but it’s letting Jen take control for now.
  28. Jen is taking this way better than I would.
  29. BRUCE
  30. If anyone wakes me up like that, I would also hulk out.
  31. Shopping montage?
  32. Bruce is getting jealous that Jen is stronger.
  33. No getting drunk, but still getting the hangover.
  34. Student loans. The true villain.
  35. Jen is spitting facts here. Women have to control their anger so much more.
  36. Having the powers doesn’t make you a superhero though.
  37. Why was Bruce getting hit by coconuts so funny?
  38. NOT THE BAR
  39. Are we going to find out what the message was the aliens were delivering?
  40. But how did her friend take it?
  41. Dennis needs a slap.
  42. We all need a friend like Nikki. She’s saving the shoes.
  43. I like how her clothes still look good in Hulk form.
  44. Wait, I wanted to see her give the closing argument.
  45. Are we still on Steve being a virgin? Hahaha
  46. She did not just yell Captain America F*cks ahhhhhh.
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