Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

Bachelor in Paradise S8E2 Thoughts

  1. Oh my god. Not Shanae in front of the fire like that one meme.
  2. Why isn’t Wells the host by now?
  3. I love the crabs taking over the whole place.
  4. Lace is all alone. Again.
  5. Just a little stressful, Hunter. Just a little stress.
  6. I just don’t see the chemistry between Justin and Genevieve.
  7. Oof. Though Justin did think about it for a second.
  8. Genevieve saying she is more interested in Justin in one day than she was in Clayton in a month is so funny to me.
  9. Victoria, stop eavesdropping on them.
  10. Communication is useful, Genevieve. Maybe tell him how you actually feel.
  11. Genevieve is spiraling so much. Stop asking his friends to tell you what he says.
  12. Oh, Casey is not into Kira and the nipple rubbing at all.
  13. My love language is tacos. I relate to Casey.
  14. If I could do jump squats and push ups like that, my body would stop creaking like a rusty pipe.
  15. I’m glad Sierra is being realistic about everything.
  16. It’s so refreshing seeing Michael and Sierra discuss such serious topics right away, and they aren’t shying away from it.
  17. Couples who cry together, thrive together. Right?
  18. God damnit Jacob. I did not need you to pretend to drink the bug.
  19. I find it hilarious that everyone just watches Shanae and Logan in the ocean.
  20. Logan does not seem interested in Hailey at all.
  21. Who didn’t see that coming?
  22. Michael really stabbed himself with an umbrella.
  23. A swing set fell on her and the pole cut off her pinkie? My god.
  24. Yeah, I don’t think Logan will be groveling to Hailey any time soon.
  25. Should I know who Salley is?
  26. Oh god. Not Stagecoach again.
  27. Oh, that is Salley. The one with the engagement. Oh lord.
  28. Why did they open her suitcase? Privacy guys.
  29. Did they leave everything just on the ground like that?
  30. I’m confused why her suitcase was there already.
  31. WELLS STORY TIME
  32. I’M SORRY. WHAT?
  33. NOT HER EX AGAIN
  34. The producer got in the trunk? What is happening?
  35. Four hours in a trunk.
  36. Her bag went on the flight without her.
  37. Oh my god. I loved that story. I need Wells to reeanact everything.
  38. She will create havoc if she shows up.
  39. Bachelor people need to stop going to Stagecoach.
  40. IT’S ONLY BEEN TWO DAYS OF THIS
  41. Kira really took Salley’s vibrator.
  42. What intern repacked Salley’s suitcase and moved it to the beach?
  43. He is being honest, and so is she. Yet, he’s angry that she is being honest about not being happy.
  44. Stop moving that suitcase. Hahaha
  45. Yet, Romeo was all about Jill yesterday.
  46. Brittany looks like she’s in a hostage situation.
  47. I respect her for not wanting to hurt Jill.
  48. OH DAMN
  49. Romeo, leave her alone. She is literally walking away from you and repeating it.
  50. Why is he crying? He was literally mansplaining Paradise to Jill and trying to have his cake and eat it too.
  51. PUPPY
  52. Good word choice, Jill.
  53. So, Salley still hasn’t arrived yet.
  54. Not the call out. Romeo is old news.
  55. Just giving her the rose won’t clean up your mess.
  56. Romeo is sitting in a fire right now. Anything he says will explode.
  57. He literally has no words.
  58. SUCK IT ROMEO
  59. I love Wells. Bad button is all Romeo knows.
  60. Damn, Hailey turned him down too.
  61. Kira is not buying any of this crap.
  62. No one is going to accept a rose from Romeo.
  63. HE IS NOT CRYING RIGHT NOW
  64. He’s just upset no one will accept his rose.
  65. Who came up with the idea to make this video anyway? I love them for it.
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