Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

Bachelor in Paradise S8E1 Thoughts

  1. The amount of tears on this show could fill an ocean.
  2. Bring back David Spade from last season.
  3. Her suitcase is full of toliet paper.
  4. Let’s just start with IBS, shall we?
  5. Johnny really did a rap about his time on the Bachelorette.
  6. Serene is already in lust over there.
  7. Kira is just here for the sex.
  8. Did Jacob really go to a grocery store without a shirt like that? Those employees are not paid enough for this.
  9. How can anyone have over 200 bathing suits?
  10. Justin, run for the hills.
  11. Justin is here only for the memes. I’m glad he knows.
  12. Oh my god. Michael hit his glow up.
  13. How old is his kid? The kid is mature.
  14. First shot of a crab. I love the crabs.
  15. Why is it important to be the first person to arrive?
  16. Only Michael would say someone was youthful like that.
  17. Johnny needs to stop talking in third person.
  18. Not the slowmo turn by Andrew when Teddi arrived.
  19. I don’t remember Casey at all.
  20. I’m a messy bitch. Same Sierra, same.
  21. Jacob, more clothing is never a bad thing.
  22. I feel like Jacob has a better butt than me too.
  23. And here comes the drama.
  24. I feel that Genivieve.
  25. Don’t look, cool, everyone look. Literally what happens everytime.
  26. Bring on the meme man.
  27. Justin, how do you not know what a narwhal is?
  28. Jacob describing himself as a baby dolphin is so funny.
  29. Oh, first kiss in paradise between a shrimp and a dolphin.
  30. Damn, Jacob trying to go to the boom boom room immediately.
  31. SAVE THE LEAF
  32. Who is Lace?
  33. Hailey, we also don’t know who you are.
  34. Brandon coming in with the dancing entrance. Perfection.
  35. Serene is smiling away with Brandon.
  36. Serene and Brandon are actually so cute.
  37. Romeo, Romeo. I don’t remember him either.
  38. Is this Kira coming now?
  39. Did Kira really just take Jill’s drink like that?
  40. Oof, Romeo is not ready for this.
  41. No. No one call him zaddy.
  42. Lace doesn’t want to chase after men on Paradise. Um… she is on the wrong show.
  43. Kira wants to live in the boom boom room.
  44. Jacob can’t remember Kira’s name. Great start.
  45. Oh, three women are interested in Michael already. He is the big man on campus for sure.
  46. WELLS
  47. Jacob has clothes on. It’s a miracle.
  48. Damn, Andrew went with the full name too.
  49. Why is Michael’s card have zaddy on it? I hate it.
  50. Andrew, I’m always a nervous wreck.
  51. Why did Justin give her his shoes?
  52. Earliest call for Neil Lane ever.
  53. Andrew and Teddi are really cute together.
  54. Lace is rather annoying. You have to put effort in for any relationship.
  55. She is not even willing to put any effort into anything. It’s day one. Maybe talk to people.
  56. Lace is literally just faking it.
  57. Logan looks terrified.
  58. Oh damn. Logan just called her the wrong name. I don’t see that relatioship working out.
  59. Lace was like begging for a kiss.
  60. Wells, everyone is attracted to you.
  61. Now let’s see if Romero follows through with only Jill, and not Kira.
  62. Kira is going to try to throw Jill under the bus.
  63. Who thinks that Kira will actually respect that?
  64. I love Brandon coming in with tacos to watch the drama.
  65. Kira, if you are mad at someone, it should be at Romeo.
  66. HOW IS SHE SLUT SHAMING YOU?
  67. And now Kira is immediately on top of someone.
  68. Romeo, maybe go comfort Jill.
  69. Oh, not Victoria.
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