Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

House of the Dragon S1E5 Thoughts

  1. If I remember, Alicet had three kids so far. I wonder if she’ll have any more.
  2. I hate that term, coupling.
  3. Lady Rhea. This is Daemon’s wife. It’s nice to see the Vale again. And not being ruled by a child.
  4. And Daemon is reunited with his loving wife.
  5. Damn, Rhea is taking no prisoners.
  6. Oh, oh no. I don’t like that look in his eyes.
  7. She really used the line, “I knew you couldn’t finish.”
  8. Man, I wanted to see more of her. She was clearly a badass. Shame she died like that.
  9. I did not need to see Viserys throwing up while I was eating spaghetti.
  10. Bye bye Otto.
  11. Alicent, no one else wants to watch him stay.
  12. War will follow because you won’t accept her. Otto wants his grandson on the throne and is not afraid of using his daughter to do so.
  13. Lady Laena had a glow up for sure.
  14. I forgot about Larys Strong.
  15. Larys is here to stoke the rift between Rhaenyra and Alicent.
  16. Alicent knows what’s up.
  17. Larys Strong is the original Varys.
  18. I once again want to gush about the Velaryon hair. It’s so amazing.
  19. Oh yes. A hunting mishap. Totally.
  20. Why can’t Viserys just step down and put Rhaneyra on the throne to ensure it happens the way he wants?
  21. Rhaenys is just underwhelmed by this.
  22. I feel like that is actually a fair deal from Viserys.
  23. Sir Laenor prefers men. I love that Rhaenyra knows.
  24. Honestly, good deals are being struck here.
  25. Corlys is really trying to say Laenor will outgrow it. Ugh. Corlys, I liked you. Why must you be this way?
  26. Laenor and Joffrey give me Renly and Loras vibes.
  27. It’s a mystery for sure.
  28. Is Criston asking her to run away with him?
  29. How is it there are no sailors around to overhear this?
  30. I don’t believe Rhaenyra loves you Criston. She just wanted someone to have fun with.
  31. Dude, you broke that oath. And now you realize it? A little late.
  32. So, he just wanted to restore his honor yet ignore hers.
  33. Did he really think the heir to the Iron Throne would just leave and run away with him? Dude was not using his head.
  34. Oh, Viserys down.
  35. Alicent, you are still in the lapse of youth.
  36. Damn Criston. You really just spilled the truth like that.
  37. Rhaenyra didn’t lie when she said Daemon hadn’t done anything. And that’s all Alicent had asked.
  38. I believe Larys Strong is pulling the strigs now.
  39. Removing his blood through leeches. Yes, that will make him better. Good doctoring.
  40. Who lives, who dies, who tells your story.
  41. Ugh, I didn’t ask for more Jason Lannister.
  42. Someone slap Jason too.
  43. Sir Criston is still alive. It seems Alicent has need of him.
  44. Oh boy. Here comes Daemon. Was he invited to the wedding though?
  45. Alicent felt the need to interrupt his whole speech.
  46. Oh damn. So Alicent is wearing green as a way of saying she’s being called to war. Viserys, you’re in the middle of it now.
  47. This is an interesting dance.
  48. Alicent isn’t even trying to hide her feelings. Honestly, I’m surprised she hasn’t been baited before by other nobles for this.
  49. If Game of Thrones taught me anything, it’s that weddings end poorly.
  50. Daemon, you really want his dead wife’s stuff after you killed her. Dude has no remorse.
  51. Crap, it looks like Daemon is eying someone new. Leave Laena alone.
  52. Wait, Laena is all for this. No. No. No.
  53. Joffrey is smart. I may fear anyone named Joffrey.
  54. Joffrey, Criston already screwed that up. He couldn’t keep his mouth shut.
  55. Where did Laena disappear to?
  56. Wait, what is happening? We haven’t even made it to the wedding yet.
  57. Oh jeez. Criston is trying to kill Joffrey.
  58. Um, I think he’s dead Criston.
  59. Ad Viserys is just having a massive nosebleed back there.
  60. Why can’t we let these cute couples be happy?
  61. Poor Laenor. All because Criston couldn’t control his emotions.
  62. Woah, hang on. Criston is about to kill himself.
  63. God, Laenor is crying and they are still makig him go through the ceremony right now.
  64. I knew Alicent was going to stop him.
  65. Jeez. And now Viserys has collapsed at the wedding.
  66. Clearly, never get married in Westeros.
  67. Next week is the big-time skip. Ten years.
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