Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

House of the Dragon S1E3 Thoughts

  1. I wonder if we will get to see Alicent and Viserys’ wedding.
  2. Burning seahorse banner. I’m guessing the Crabfeeder struck another of Coryls’ ships.
  3. For a show called House of the Dragon, there’s a lot of crabs.
  4. Oh look, there’s the dragon.
  5. Okay, I laughed at that. Poor dude. He thought Daemon would save him.
  6. Burn, baby, burn.
  7. Daemon is like a little kid demanding his toy.
  8. Stop shooting Caraxes please. Save my dragon friend.
  9. We skipped the wedding and went right to a baby.
  10. Two years have passed and we have baby Aegon.
  11. HE NAMED HIS DAUGHTER
  12. GET OVER IT
  13. Oh, a Lannister.
  14. Viserys is still ignoring the Stepstones and Crabfeeder. Real king move there.
  15. Oh, Alicent is pregnant too.
  16. Rhaenyra is off doing her own thing.
  17. The minstrel is singing about Nymeria.
  18. Alicent is already treating Rhaenyra as a lower person.
  19. You’ve had two years Alicent. I think it’s a little late to try and fix things.
  20. Viserys, buddy, you really need to pay attention to your daughter. You know, the heir you named.
  21. I SAW A CLUBFOOT
  22. I know that person.
  23. Seriously, Rhaenyra was named heir. She is still heir. Stop treating Aegon like he’s already king.
  24. Larys Strong. I remember you from the book.
  25. Oh my god. A pug.
  26. Why is that the strangest thing I’ve seen in this show?
  27. Oh, a second Lannister.
  28. God, this guy is such a Lannister. Casterly Rock this, and lions that.
  29. Dude, back off. Rhaenyra is not into you.
  30. Viserys really just insulted his daughter like that.
  31. If I was Rhaenyra, I would ride off too.
  32. Go for it Criston. I don’t think anyone would miss a Lannister.
  33. If Game of Thrones taught me anything, it’s that having a king go out to hunt means something bad will happen.
  34. This Lannister needs to calm down.
  35. There you go. Viserys stands by his choice.
  36. Honestly, you’d think the Lannister would be even more inclined to marry Rhaneyra since she is still heir.
  37. That man’s pride has pride. I know some people like that.
  38. Don’t say it.
  39. Jeez. Aegon is two years old.
  40. Otto wants Aegon on the throne since he has Otto’s blood.
  41. How old is Laenor? Rhaenyra is 17 now.
  42. Why am I hoping for a direwolf to appear?
  43. Criston really just got gorged by a boar. Some knight.
  44. Oh, poor boar. He just wanted to play.
  45. Ok. Rhaenyra, I think it’s dead.
  46. And this is where Alicent becomes more bent on her son being king, I bet.
  47. Lannister, stop throwing that spear around.
  48. I’d rather not watch this poor thing get killed.
  49. Viserys is not up this challenge.
  50. I DID NOT SIGN UP TO WATCH THE DEATH OF BAMBI’S DAD
  51. There’s the white hart.
  52. Let it live.
  53. Good boy Criston.
  54. How do those men feel, watching Rhaenyra walk by covered in blood?
  55. F*ck this firstborn son crap.
  56. Viserys is just letting a war happen in part of his kingdom and doing nothing to help.
  57. About time you send help, Viserys.
  58. God, the writing in this is so good.
  59. Alone and angry. All of us during covid.
  60. Never refer to having children as multiplying.
  61. Viserys, you better put that in writing.
  62. Oh no. He’s hot.
  63. I am obsessed with the Velaryon hair.
  64. Daemon looks a little rough now.
  65. Half of that letter is just the titles Viserys has.
  66. Um, what?
  67. Why did Daemon go off like that?
  68. Did everyone forget about Daemon’s wife in the Vale? Is she just chilling there?
  69. Is Daemon surrendering? Why?
  70. One-on-one combat perhaps?
  71. I have no idea what Daemon is planning here.
  72. So, Daemon just went in with no real plan except to kill everything in his path.
  73. Honestly, how is Daemon still alive?
  74. Seriously, it took him that long to get injured?
  75. And here comes Caraxes I bet.
  76. Or not.
  77. Seriously, was there a plan?
  78. Ah, there’s the dragon.
  79. Laenor to the rescue!
  80. Is Daemon like Danerys and he can’t get burned? Is that proven? Or was he just lucky?
  81. That dragon is named Sea Smoke. Beautiful name.
  82. We didn’t get to see Daemon finish off the Crabfeeder. Lame.
  83. I wanted to see that fight.
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