Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

The Bachelorette S19E8 Thoughts

  1. Time for things to get messy with the Men Tell All.
  2. And double the stupidity.
  3. Oh yeah. We get to see Aven’s hometown. I’m confused why they didn’t include it last episode.
  4. Aven, I promise you. Rachel is already thinking that.
  5. Let’s throw divorced parents in a room for the first time in 7 years and have them meet Rachel. That won’t end badly.
  6. Want to be the love witch watches the show?
  7. THEY DID NOT JUST BREAK HER STUFF
  8. My god
  9. Ugh, Logan is back.
  10. It’s good they aren’t putting the parents in one of their houses for this, and instead in a resturant.
  11. I wonder what intern told the parents to wear red. You know they didn’t match on purpose.
  12. Rachel says the same thing about each guy, it seems.
  13. This seems to be the first time Rachel has said she actually talked about the future with one of the guys. Aven seems off to a good start.
  14. Honestly, they set this up to go poorly based on divorced parents in one room, but it went well.
  15. Is that the first time Rachel has said she’s falling in love with one of them?
  16. So, we don’t get to see the rose ceremony because Rachel and Gabby didn’t send anyone home. Cool, cool.
  17. I forgot all about the magician guy.
  18. Jesse went for the throat with asking Logan directly how it felt to date two bachelorettes.
  19. STOP WITH HAYDEN AND THE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES
  20. Oh yeah, this dude. Forgot about him. Chris never talked with them except to be sent home. Haha
  21. Dang, I hated a lot of men on this season.
  22. Roby is right. Jacob was a dick during it.
  23. Own up. That’s right Jacob.
  24. Dang, Roby is spitting facts. I need a Roby in my life.
  25. I don’t agree with them ganging up on Roby. I mean, yeah. He left early, but he is making sense.
  26. Thank god Chris isn’t here.
  27. Hayden better not show up. No one wants to see him.
  28. How can anyone look so much like Grocery Store Joe and be so terrible?
  29. JUSTICE FOR RAMBO’S TOY
  30. Sort of right? More like completely right.
  31. Eh, I think Logan still thought it was a bit convenient to accept Rachel’s rose.
  32. Logan faced the questions, unlike Hayden and Chris.
  33. Are we doing an ad right now?
  34. The audience gets to go on a cruise. How about me? I want to come too.
  35. Wouldn’t it have been ironic if someone in the audience works on a cruise?
  36. I want to see Nate with his daughter.
  37. So, people said Nate was dating a woman for over a year and never told her about his daughter. Let’s see what he says about it.
  38. Nate needs a hug.
  39. So, he did date two women at the same time and hid his daughter from the women. But he also owns it and was struggling. Not right to do, but he learned from it, and he’s growing. Can’t fault him for that.
  40. I missed Andrew. I hope he does well in Paradise.
  41. What is it with Bachelor in Paradise and having dates that involve putting food on each other?
  42. A lot of ads in this. How much is Jesse being paid for these ads?
  43. Hmm, last Valentine’s day? I did nothing. Thanks Jesse.
  44. Roby asking the right questions.
  45. I can’t tell if Rachel or Gabby are engaged.
  46. I completely forgot that Gabby gave her first impression rose to Mario.
  47. Jordan V. is a good guy, and he deserves a good relationship.
  48. Thank you Jacob for owning up to it and apologizing to Gabby.
  49. I appreciate Rachel apologizing to the men whose date was cancelled too.
  50. I hope Tyler goes to Paradise. He is a geniuine guy for sure.
  51. God, I love Nate.
  52. Alec really was in a suitcase.
  53. What is with the armpit smelling this season? I hate it.
  54. Why are we bringing out celebrities now?
  55. Jesse didn’t have enough material for an episode and decided to fill it with ads.
  56. I did not need to see Meatball pouring sauce over himself again.
  57. I am with Jesse. I don’t want this to happen.
  58. Why? Why did it need to happen?
  59. Oh, Meatball took Billy Eichner down!
  60. I’m ready to see what happens in the finale.
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