Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

House of the Dragon S1E2 Thoughts

  1. I wonder if this episode will have a time skip.
  2. Ok, the Crabfeeder is going to be important. Also, what a name.
  3. Does anyone think Daemon returned to Runestone?
  4. THE OPENING
  5. CHILLS
  6. Not me literally clapping when it started playing
  7. Is that the river running through or blood?
  8. I think it’s a river. But with this show, it could be either.
  9. Crabs. Time to see the Crabfeeder.
  10. Ah, the Kingsguard.
  11. He wants his ships. He needs a boat like Gendry.
  12. Well, there you go. Daemon is on Dragonstone.
  13. Good move to give us the timeline. Six months since Daemon left.
  14. LISTEN TO HER
  15. Seriously? Let your heir sit in on the Council. And listen to her.
  16. This group of old men need to calm down and accept some damn advice from women.
  17. I bet Rhaenyra chooses Sir Cole from the tournament.
  18. She isn’t wrong.
  19. There he is. Sir Criston Cole at your service.
  20. He’s cute.
  21. You said she could choose the knight. Let her choose.
  22. Suck it old men.
  23. So, Viserys is still hanging with Alicent, a girl his daughter’s age.
  24. Alicent is really using her deceased mother to connect a bit too much.
  25. So, Rhaenyra is 15.
  26. Oh, Viserys doesn’t want his daughter to know about his time with Alicent. That doesn’t bode well for the father-daughter relationship.
  27. Oh, Alicent is hinting at Viserys remarrying. Anyone want to guess who he would remarry?
  28. Oh, Rhaenyra. This is too much for a 15-year-old to have to deal with.
  29. I think Daemon desires open war.
  30. We saw Laena in the first episode. She’s just a child.
  31. Why must we marry off these girls so young?
  32. If I recall, in the book, Aemma was like 12 when she married Viserys.
  33. Viserys wants to talk with Rhaenyra, but doesn’t want her political ideas about running the kingdom.
  34. NO NO NO
  35. NO MAGGOTS
  36. Is his finger that damaged from the small cut in the last episode?
  37. The King using the bathroom has to be discussed with the Small Council, it seems.
  38. Yeah, we know why Otto is against a marriage with Laena.
  39. THE ROYAL LINE HAS AN HEIR
  40. THESE OLD MEN NEED TO BE SLAPPED
  41. Laena is so cute. And a child. Stop trying to marry her off.
  42. Oh, Vhagar disappeared. Be free my dragon friends.
  43. I…. I don’t need this little girl to be talking about having many children.
  44. SHE’S NOT EVEN 14
  45. I HATE THIS
  46. Let the child be a child.
  47. Rhaenys, this conversation could have been handled a little better.
  48. F*ck the order of things.
  49. Seems like Rhaenys is still bitter about the Great Council not choosing her.
  50. Men would rather set fire to the realm than see a woman on the Iron Throne. The patriarchy can burn.
  51. Nope. Don’t do it Viserys. Don’t marry your daughter’s friend. Don’t even suggest it.
  52. And here’s Otto to make a bigger dick out of himself.
  53. Oh, someone stole a dragon egg.
  54. OH DAMN. IT WAS PRINCE DAEMON
  55. Mysaria, his mistress, is now pregnant and Daemon is marrying her. He’s giving the dragon egg to the baby.
  56. Honestly, the Wall would be a good place to send Daemon.
  57. Oh my god. Daemon took the egg that was for Prince Balon, who died. That’s just cruel.
  58. Otto, did you really just send your daughter to Viserys’ bed? Like, dude, calm yourself.
  59. Dragonstone. I missed it.
  60. Daemon, don’t toss the dragon egg around like that. It’s a rare treasure.
  61. Not Sir Crispin.
  62. Criston throwing shade right back. I love it.
  63. I mean, I don’t condone violence, but maybe burn Otto, just this once.
  64. I don’t like Daemon. But threatening the mother and unborn child of his was also a stupid move Otto.
  65. RHAENYRA COMING TO THE RESCUE
  66. Wait, Mysaria isn’t pregnant? Or did I not understand?
  67. Daemon, try it. Try drawing a sword on Rhaenyra. I’m sure it won’t come back to bite you in the butt.
  68. WOO EGG GETS RETURNED
  69. Damn, Daemon really backed down because Rhaenyra called his bluff.
  70. Yeah Otto. How’s it feel to have a woman save the day?
  71. Oh, he completely lied then. He wasn’t even going to marry her.
  72. Mysaria, you picked the wrong man to protect you. He just threw you into the hornet’s nest.
  73. Laena is 12. Let the child play with a doll, not a marriage.
  74. The Sea Snake is such a good nickname.
  75. Rhaenyra, maybe you should have told your dad what you were doing.
  76. Without a word. I’m pretty sure people would have seen a dragon flying out of the city.
  77. Yes, acknowledge your daughter’s accomplishment.
  78. Can we give the poor king more than 6 months to grieve? Jeez.
  79. Did you really decide that though, Viserys? It was basically forced upon you.
  80. Don’t do it.
  81. Oh, hell no.
  82. Viserys, you made a big mistake there.
  83. You just spurned a house that was spurned by the Great Council. That is not going to sit well.
  84. Oh, Rhaenyra is not happy by this.
  85. Who is Corlys talking to?
  86. Corlys is teaming up with Daemon. Yeah, Viserys, you done f*cked up.
  87. Look at Daemon still having some token of respect for his brother.
  88. The Crabfeeder’s design is very unnerving.
  89. Oh, a longer time skip next episode. I’m ready for some dragon fire.
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