Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

The Bachelorette S19 E7 Thoughts

  1. Hometown week. Let’s go!
  2. Again, can I just travel around the world on a ship?
  3. I forgot that Gabby only is visiting three homes.
  4. Jason’s family first so off to New Orleans.
  5. Let me guess, this date will involve food and drinks.
  6. Yes, Jason tipped the musicians. Good man.
  7. Gabby, stop trying to get old men to flash you.
  8. I missed it. Why is his dad meeting Gabby in the park?
  9. Oh, beignets! They look so good!
  10. Jason’s mom immediately started crying. If I drank every time someone cried on this show, I would die of alcohol poisoning.
  11. Jason’s sister’s pants match that ottoman and I’m just staring at it.
  12. The sister looks so much like an actress on Hallmark.
  13. Jason isn’t ready to get engaged. He better tell Gabby and not just his mom.
  14. AND HE’S NOT GOING TO TELL HER?
  15. DUDE, NO
  16. Time to trespass. More like get arrested.
  17. Rachel is laughing like a maniac while watching the planes.
  18. I forgot that it was Zach who shared that experience with Rachel about watching planes.
  19. Zach is a sweet guy and I think he and Rachel would do well together.
  20. So many tears, and it’s not Rachel crying yet.
  21. Here parents, watch this montage of me making out with someone. Not awkward at all.
  22. Rachel really just wants to hear the right words, based on what she said about Zach.
  23. I don’t know if Gabby will really get there with Johnny, considering all she had to say about him was he’s super hot.
  24. So, no date, just right to the family.
  25. Gabby didn’t answer the question though. She didn’t say if she wanted Johnny to propose.
  26. Gabby is still talking about his looks.
  27. So, what the mom is saying is Johnny hasn’t been in any long-term relationships before.
  28. No one is ready to propose to Gabby.
  29. Will Johnny talk to Gabby, unlike Jason?
  30. Yep, Johnny is afraid of commitment.
  31. Where are you at in life, Johnny?
  32. Gabby, maybe talk to Johnny. I’m pretty sure he’s not where you think he is.
  33. There are so many hometowns between the two, and I’m getting whiplash.
  34. OH MY GOD
  35. THE DOGS ARE SO BIG
  36. Forget the date. Pet the dogs.
  37. What poor intern had to carry the giant stuffed animals?
  38. Who wears a strap on the carousel?
  39. Oh, okay. Time to meet a bunch of friends at the pizza place.
  40. The introvert in me is screaming right now. Too many names and faces.
  41. Is Rachel not going to meet Tyler’s family? Poor guy. He’s such a sweetie.
  42. Rachel is walking away crying while Tyler is smiling and happy. Yikes.
  43. Rachel, maybe talk to Tyler.
  44. What is with this show and people not communicating?
  45. Tyler, can you not see the red, puffy eyes? It’s so obvious she was crying.
  46. Tyler, she’s crying. Stop smiling. Please.
  47. Tyler, please stop talking. You’re making it worse.
  48. OH NO
  49. NOT THE LOVE BOMB WHEN SHE’S DUMPING HIM
  50. Tyler needs to learn how to read the room.
  51. Here comes all the Rachel tears, and Tyler is still putting on a brave face.
  52. Can some producer go break the news to his family instead of him? Because that is just evil.
  53. Ugh, making him tell his family hurts.
  54. I still remember nothing about Erich.
  55. Erich’s grandpa watched Gabby on the Bachelor. I love him.
  56. Erich’s dad is a strong man. Three years fighting cancer and he still keeps winning the battle.
  57. I feel like Gabby is going to get scared from the mom’s talk.
  58. Oh, I guess I’m wrong.
  59. Wait, I heard other people. Did they not rent out this building too? Yet they rented out a carnival for Rachel.
  60. No “in loves” yet for Gabby.
  61. Tino has a really long chin. I just noticed that.
  62. Here comes the family that is totally not happy with their son being on the show. There always has to be one.
  63. The dad is not on board with a proposal within two months.
  64. Stuff. Tino, what does stuff mean?
  65. Dad is not buying it.
  66. Dad doesn’t think Rachel is the right person. Ouch.
  67. The rule isn’t that an engagement needs to happen at the end.
  68. Rachel has talked to producers more often than anyone else.
  69. Well, define “welcome” Rachel.
  70. Tino, don’t lie. Pretty sure they didn’t adore her.
  71. Tino saying he’s falling in love seems to erase everything else about the parents in Rachel’s mind.
  72. Good, she’s still thinking about the parents too. Glad she didn’t just ignore it.
  73. That trailer for the next episodes? Holy crap.
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