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The Bachelorette S19E5 Thoughts

  1. Time to head to Belgium.
  2. I would also be getting ice cream on the ship.
  3. Belgium looks so pretty. Anyone want to go on a trip with me?
  4. Oh, Logan is on the group date. Wonder if this is where he rejects Rachel.
  5. That’s a surprise. Logan went right to Rachel before the date. Smart move. Finally.
  6. But now Rachel is going to be a mess on this group date.
  7. Logan is rejecting her in a very respectful way, but Rachel is pissed. You can just tell.
  8. He should have told her earlier, yes. But he did face it. And he did like her too. He was just saying he liked Gabby too.
  9. Rachel takes everything as a personal attack, it seems.
  10. A “I don’t want to do this” from Rachel so early in the episode. I wonder what more will happen to make her upset.
  11. Is Rachel even going to get off the ship?
  12. It really seems like Rachel is more upset about being rejected, and not about the feelings she had for Logan.
  13. I’m going to guess she doesn’t go on the date today.
  14. Is Jesse going to explain why the date was cancelled?
  15. Nope. I guess not.
  16. I get that Rachel isn’t in the right mindset at the moment, but she’s also shortening the chance to learn more about the guys.
  17. That’s right. Gabby backed away because Rachel said she was into Logan. Gabby didn’t get to really say anything about it, if I remember correctly.
  18. Yes Gabby. Friends first. Men later.
  19. Rachel didn’t really hear Logan out though. She cut him off, so she never got the answers.
  20. Rachel is obsessed with being humiliated.
  21. Gabby is such a good friend.
  22. What are these commercials? Heard the guy you’re dating turned out to be your cousin. Jesse, calm down.
  23. Rachel expects the worst case scenario and she will just be looking for red flags where they aren’t any.
  24. I love Ethan. He is a sweetheart.
  25. Group screaming is a very useful tool to releash some anger.
  26. I’m guessing Tino gets the rose.
  27. I was correct.
  28. And back to Logan now.
  29. We didn’t even see the group date card get read to Gabby’s group, did we?
  30. The producers really seem to be focusing on Rachel’s drama and skipping parts of Gabby’s group.
  31. Belgian waffle lady is like, please stop wasting my supplies.
  32. Nate with kids is so cute, and I can’t handle it.
  33. I WANT TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS BELGIUM STYLE
  34. Just slapping with a fish.
  35. Nate is talking with a fish. If Gabby doesn’t marry him, I will.
  36. And here comes Logan to get some drama going.
  37. Yeah, the guys aren’t welcoming Logan with open arms.
  38. Gabby is wearing a disco dress.
  39. God, Nate is such a good guy. If he isn’t chosen, I see him being the next Bachelor.
  40. Please don’t give the rose to Logan. You need to give some support to the other guys.
  41. YES NATE
  42. MY BABY
  43. Does Elrich want to leave now?
  44. Oh my god, the producers are showing them asking normal questions like when is your birthday. We never see that.
  45. I feel like Rachel and Arven are a good couple.
  46. I forgot about Johnny.
  47. That guy’s mustache is on point.
  48. Oh, a beer bath. All right then. Not weird at all.
  49. I ship Johnny with therapy.
  50. NORMALIZE TALKING ABOUT DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY LIKE THIS
  51. Are we combining the cocktail parties now?
  52. Gabby got Nate a present for his daughter. My god. That’s so adorable.
  53. Logan, stop creeping on them.
  54. Gabby is just beating him with a fish now.
  55. That guy’s name is Spencer. I keep forgetting his name.
  56. So Rachel still gets less roses.
  57. I swear, if Rachel gives a rose to Meatball and not Ethan.
  58. Logan totally gets the rose. It’s so obvious.
  59. YES
  60. Does Meatball try to go back to Gabby again?
  61. Ugh. Logan really shouldn’t have gotten the rose.
  62. We didn’t get to see Meatball say bye to Rachel.
  63. Gabby said no slapping with fish.
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