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The Bachelorette S19E4 Thoughts

  1. Do we get to see Rachel accepting Meatball?
  2. Not Mario asking who is here for the rights reasons and no one raising their hand.
  3. So, we don’t get to see Meatball being accepted.
  4. Hayden, you said rough around the edges. And yet you said you didn’t say it.
  5. Time to get rid of discount grocery store Joe.
  6. All the guys sleeping while Hayden is talking is so fitting. He never shuts up.
  7. Only two of the guys are going to Paris. Where are the rest going?
  8. Why do I always forget Tino? He’s just there.
  9. I love Nate. He’s so dorky and adorable.
  10. Rachel is still stuck on the embarrassment part of this.
  11. I want to see Jesse only speak to the men in French from now on. Their looks of confusion are great.
  12. Oh, they are staying on a ship. That’s new. I like it.
  13. Ok, Tino is getting wet. That umbrella is almost entirely over Rachel. An intern better get him a bigger umbrella.
  14. Gabby looks like she’s going to slip and fall. She keeps losing balance.
  15. And Gabby’s the one getting wet between her and Jason.
  16. They really measure your head at these hat shops?
  17. That worker at the crepe place is like, please take your kissing away from my crepes.
  18. Tino, you really didn’t explain why. You just kissed her and used that to avoid the explanation.
  19. I’m kissing in the rain. Just kissing in the rain. What a glorious feeling, I’m sick again.
  20. YOUR BOYFRIEND LIVES IN A VAN BY THE RIVER.
  21. Jesse is just saying whatever he wants in these commercials.
  22. Are they in Notre Dame or just a random church?
  23. The point of that rose ceremony was for the guys to say who they wanted to date. Did they really expect none of the guys to reject a rose in favor of the other woman?
  24. Who is this guy who was complaining that he would have to take care of the kids when Rachel was working? Bud, this is the 21st century.
  25. Tino comes from a good family situation, and he seems to want that too, so that’s good.
  26. I think Rachel is more into Tino than he is into her right now. That could change though.
  27. No one better hurt Nate during the fighting date.
  28. Jason, bud, you are on a reality show. There is no comfort here.
  29. Gabby always just nods her head and says “yeah” when the guys are talking.
  30. Oh, and she throws in a “totally” every now and then.
  31. Bonding over trauma. 21st century dating for sure.
  32. Bringing up therapy is a good thing to showcase on a show like this. NORMALIZE GOING TO THERAPY
  33. I’m glad they are actually using the country’s sports here, and not just regular wrestling or boxing.
  34. Yes Nate. Steal a moment with Gabby!
  35. Rachel is really a pick me girl. She needs their attention at all times. It’s not her date. The guys probably didn’t even know they could do anything with Rachel on Gabby’s date.
  36. Rachel wants the moments on Gabby’s date and I feel like she really doesn’t want to share the title of Bachelorette.
  37. Spencer tried really hard. He didn’t win. But worked hard.
  38. Rachel, you literally just said it. It was Gabby’s date and about Gabby’s guys.
  39. Well, then maybe these aren’t the right guys Rachel.
  40. Wait, wait, wait. You are supposed to be the only thing the guys care about. That’s a bit of a red flag, Rachel.
  41. Oh, and here comes Rachel, storming in to yell at the guys.
  42. The guys are so confused about this. Rachel, hun, it wasn’t your date. The guys didn’t know what they could and couldn’t do. You never see the guys who aren’t on a group date who get invited to watch the others try to steal the person away.
  43. Well, hello random kissing couple.
  44. Please tell me they won’t be practicing kissing.
  45. Why is Ethan on the ground? What is happening?
  46. I could go my whole life without watching the kissing your fist thing.
  47. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ARMPIT SNIFFING THING?
  48. I HATE THIS
  49. SOMEONE BLEACH MY EYES
  50. Thank god. Love letters. A normal thing.
  51. My mom gave me such a mean look when Jesse said “your mom is a terrible matchmaker.”
  52. Tyler is a sweetie. He had that poem all ready to go.
  53. I wonder how Rachel will react when Logan tells her he’s into Gabby. I bet she will say she can’t handle all this rejection and doesn’t want to be there.
  54. Is Nate matching Gabby’s dress? My god, can he be more adorable?
  55. Damnit, I hate that it’s Hayden showing the dog photos. Give me the dog and send Hayden home.
  56. So, he left his dog who is recovering from cancer to go on a reality show. Nope.
  57. Let’s go Meatball. Throw Hayden off the ship!
  58. I nominate Hayden to take a walk off the plank.
  59. I forgot that Meatball’s actual name is James.
  60. HAYDEN, THERE IS VIDEO
  61. Roll the tapes of this moron for Rachel.
  62. F*CK HAYDEN. OFF THE SHIP WITH YOU
  63. She did not want that hug at all.
  64. He wants his dog more but went on this show, leaving his sick dog alone. F*ck you Hayden.
  65. Logan, you better not accept or reject Rachel’s rose. Talk to her before the ceremony.
  66. And he’s not going to. Of course not.
  67. Rachel is really keeping Meatball for longer. All right.
  68. Logan is going to be the last rose, isn’t he?
  69. Who is Michael? I don’t recall anything about him.
  70. OH GOD
  71. Oh Logan. Not good.
  72. The guys saying don’t upset Rachel for one week, and Logan is over here like, I’m going to upset her even harder.
  73. Champagne Feet. Beautiful.
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